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Mini Sludge!

What’s up Mini Sludgeaholics & Mini Sludgettes?

Where you at? Chuck E Cheeze, the local sandbox, or MacDonald's playland? We don't care, as long as you're wearing some Mini Sludge gear. Hey parents, send in your pics of the kids sportin' Mini Sludge and we'll show 'em off to the Sludge world!

That’s right kids, it’s about that time! Time for the youth of today to become the Sludgeaholics & Sludgettes of tomorrow. Think about this! Olivia “Ette” Daniel was once a little girl, who grew up to be a smoking hot Sludgette. When Motley Crue was “Shouting at the Devil” Olivia was probably pissing in a pamper, but she never got the edge that today’s youth will get when they are dressed in MINI SLUDGE swag!

Worse yet, think about EVEL DICK as a young boy. Sitting in a dirty diaper, starring at a re-run of the Flintstones, and probably wearing a KISS shirt at an early age has now ruined him for life. If you don’t want your kid to grow up to be an EVEL DICK – do something about it now!

So without further delay, let us introduce to you – the new line of MINI SLUDGE Sludgendise! For the future Sludger in your house, life or maybe even the womb still!

It’s never too early to start them, and why not start them out on the right path in life. Right to bastard boy floyd's ice cream truck!

BUY MINI SLUDGE INFANT ONESIE! All MINI SLUDGE Onesies are $15.00 each.
They are the Gerber Childrenswear brand, 100% cotton and come in a VIXEN SOFT PINK, or a BULLET BOY SOFT BLUE! There are 4 sizes to choose from: 0-6 months, 6-12 months, 12-18 months, and 18-24 months!

BUY MINI SLUDGE INFANT BIB! All MINI SLUDGE Bibs are $7.00 each.
They are all White 100% Cotton Bibs, and you have a choice of VIXEN SOFT PINK trim w/ Logo, or BULLET BOY SOFT BLUE trim w/ Logo!

BUY MINI SLUDGE BIB SET! The MINI SLUDGE Bib Set is $12.00.
And it includes 1 of each color bib, or 2 of the same color. It’s your choice! That way you’ll have 1 for lunch and 1 for dinner! Bring on the Gerber Sweet Potatoes Mom!

BUY MINI SLUDGE STARTER SET! All MINI SLUDGE Starter sets are $20.00 each.
You’ll have your choice of size, color and receive a matching bib as well!

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