SEBITCHIAN BACH ARRESTED FOR MAKING TERRORISTIC THREATS & DRUG POSSESSION!

This basically writes itself.

By Associated Press, 03/15/02

MIDDLETOWN, N.J. -- Former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach was charged with making terroristic threats and drug possession after a dispute with a bartender at a restaurant.

Bach, 33, whose real name is Sebastian Bierk, was released Thursday on $10,000 bail on the charges, which also included disorderly conduct, possession of under 20 grams of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Authorities said Bach was at the Lincroft Inn on Wednesday night when he went outside with a drink. He became angry when a bartender told him he had to come back inside, police said.

Bach told police who arrived at the restaurant that he was going to return to his Middletown home, get a gun and shoot a bartender and others in the bar area, authorities said.

At police headquarters, Bach became verbally abusive when a detective attempted to explain the charges against him and continued to make threats against the bartender, police said.

Police said that when Bach was asked if he understood the charges, he replied: "Yeah, because I smoked a lot of weed."

Bach is the host of VH1's "Forever Wild" series. Bach's manager, Carol Kaye, declined to comment.

Now I knew Sebitchian was a dumb fucker, but I even thought he'd be smarter than this. To call him stupid is an insult to stupid people.This is clearly a sign of somebody losing what little mind they have left.

So let me get this right......

Bitch Boy was told he couldn't take his drink outside by the bartender. Now if you've ever been to a bar before, and believe it or not, I have, you know that's generally the case. They don't want people walking around outside their bar drinking. That's common sense. Unless there is some patio or something, but generally, the drinks stay inside.

He then flips out and causes a scene.

Then the cops come, and he actually tells them he was going back to his house to get a gun and shoot the bartender and other people.

Let me write that again.

Then the cops come, and he actually tells them he was going back to his house to get a gun and shoot the bartender and other people.

He actually told the police that. I actually feel dumber for reading that. Who the fuck would tell a cop that you were going to get a gun and shoot somebody? Even if he was really going to do it, you don't fucking tell the cops that! He's even more of a fucking idiot than I thought. Everybody is allowed to be say something stupid at one time or another, but he clearly abuses that priviledge. To get that upset over being told that you can't drink outside is sick. There is something wrong with his head. He's going to start shooting people because he can't have his way?

After he's arrested, he becomes verbally abusive with a detective and continues to make threats. He then makes sure to let the cops know that he's smoked weed. Yeah, that's always good, make sure the police know you're stoned, too! Not only did you make terroristic threats, but you're on drugs! Be sure to let the police know that. They like that.....dumb fucker.

And this guy hosts a show on TV? Somebody at VH-1 is looking for Scott Ian's phone number right now.

I've been telling the world about this guy for years now, but some of you don't want to listen. Sure he can sing well and be a good frontman, but off the stage he's an asshole. You people need to know that Uncle Ozzy speaks the truth!

For those of you who haven't paid attention, here are some of the things I've talked about Bitch Boy doing in the past:

—He's the same guy who continually lies about his album sales. (Constantly)

—He's the same guy who slapped a tape recorder out of an interviewers hand for mentioning Bon Jovi. (December 1999)

—He's the same guy who blew off a fan in a wheelchair for an autograph. (April 2000)

—He's the same guy who made fun of the late Tim Kelly in front of Tim's friends. (April 2000)

—He's the same guy who once said, "There's no way at the age of 32 I'd be happy opening for KISS' farewell. Fuck that." yet his entire house is a shrine to Kiss. (June 2000)

—He's the same guy who walked out of a Much Music interview while on air because the interviewer mentioned Poison. (July 2000)

—He's the same guy who once wrote threats to Skid Row Online's webmaster: (February 2001)
From: sebastian@sebastianbach.com
To: webmaster@skidrowonline.com
READ THE SONGWRITING CREDITS TO THE SKID ROW ALBUMS ASSHOLE . YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR .ALSO 15000 COPIES OF MY CD IS 15000 MORE THAN THEY EVER SOLD WITHOUT ME LIAR . AT LEAST I HAVE A RECORD DEAL NOW UNLIKE THEM (ASK JASON FLOM IF YOU EVEN KNOW HOW THAT IS). I COWROTE HALF OF 2 OUT OF 3 OF THE ALBUMS & YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK MOTHERFUCKER CAUSE ONE DAY I WILL MEET YOU IN PERSON . DONT LIE ABOUT ME .

—He's the same guy who yelled at a fan for setting up a website dedicated to trading Sebastian Bach memorabilia. (February 2001)

—He's the same guy who went off on Metal Edge's Paul Gargano because he took 2 sentences Paul wrote about him the wrong way and completely lost him mind. Rumor has it Sebitchian has said he still wants to kick Paul's ass. (May 2001)

—He's the same guy who smashed a girl's camera because she wanted to get a Capture of him. (August 2001)

—He's the same guy who verbally threatened the dude who dresses up as C.C. Banana when he tried to get a Capture of him. (December 2001)

—He's the same guy who said the following about Toronto, Canada: (December 2001)
"I could give a shit less about some goofball hick fucking station, Much Music, out of Toronto fucking Canada. I have to laugh while I'm on Broadway. Toronto, Canada is the city that has the least rock 'n' roll in all of North America. It's like rock 'n' roll does not exist, but you go to Calgary or Vancouver and they kick ass. I feel sorry
for the people in Toronto. They think Our Lady Peace is a heavy band. They're a fucking joke. What the hell is Moist? You go up there and you just shake your head and say 'get me the fuck outta here so that I can get
back to reality.'

I'm sure I'm forgetting some things because I do drink a lot, but you long time Sludgeaholics know all the stories.

This isn't the first time Sebitchian has taken to making threats to people he has had problems with and it's about time he finally got nailed for it. He's a big fucking baby who has no concept of reality and deserves to be gang raped by membes of the Nation Of Islam.

This is why Sebitchian is still BEYOND A FUCKING BITCH!

I'm out like Sebitchian on bail,

OZZY STILLBOURNE