JIZZY PEARL "Just A Boy"
by Jani Bon Neil

Cover: 8 Love/Hate's out of 10.
The cover was shot by Josie Pearl, Jizzy's ex. She did a good job. It's basically Jizzy kicking it in front of a liquor store with a bottle of wine next to him. It says Jizzy Pearl in the window and "Just A Boy" in ransom type lettering on the wall. I might have made "Just A Boy" spray painted on the wall in graffiti, but then you run the risk of looking like something Poison would do, so maybe this was the correct approach.

Booklet: 5 Ratt's out of 10.
The CD booklet is done by Keff Ratcliffe, formerly of Pretty Boy Floyd. Pretty much the basics here. There is one photo of Jizzy singing, which was taken by our October 2003 Sludgette Of The Month, Sherry Globman. Inside there are just simple credits and all the lyrics on a plain, black background. It gets a 5 for employing a Sludgette to take his photo.

Songs: 10 Adler's Appetite's out of 10.
You might be saying, "really, 10 out of 10?" Or you could be saying, "that's only because his song is on your CD!" And my answer to both of those questions is you're damn right! Still though, it's a really enjoyable CD that's very solid and doesn't give me much to bitch about. There are ten tracks total and overall it has a modern feel. In other words, it's not dated or generic 80s rock, but it's still hard rock. One of the standout tracks is "Do You Wanna Get High?" and I'm not saying that because it's on our CD. It really has a catchy chorus and features Steve Stevens on guitar. It could get radio play providing you didn't have to pay radio stations to play your song. All the choruses on this CD can get hooked into your head like a hit of crack. Stevens also plays on "Better Days" and "I'm On Fire." Tracii Guns plays on "Never Let You Go," while the other tracks features guitar work from WASP's Darrell Roberts, Love/Hate's Jon E. Love, and ex-L.A. Guns band member Johnny Crypt. "Better Days" and "I'm On Fire" are the ballads on this disc and they both showcase a more mellow Jizzy then most people have come to expect. "Just A Boy" has some nice guitar work and some slightly distorted vocals. "Morbid Fascination" reminds me of classic Love/Hate, "Dad" is fast paced, Ramones-ish type of song, and "Everythin' Is A Sin" has a cool vibe to it but I don't know how to describe it. I hate trying to describe songs. Reviewers always compare songs to other songs and I can never think of what bands or songs to compare things too so I'm not good at that. I can say nothing sounds like Warrant or Limp Bizkit here. I know that much. I guess "Everythin' Is A Sin" kinda has a heavy blues vibe but it still upbeat. I don't fucking know. They're good and catchy, how's that?

Comments: A strong showing by Jizzy and honestly a very good CD. I'd recommend you give it a try. You got cash to spare so don't try to say you can't afford to buy it. It can be purchased at www.JizzyPearl.com. Or if you're too much of a pussy to take a chance and just buy it, you can sample a track on our Metal Sludge CD, "Hey, That's What I Call Sludge - Volume 1!" You knew I was going to work in a link for our CD somewhere along the way.