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Cover: 8
Pooping Dogs out of 10.
It's a photo of Triumph along with two sexy bitches and looks like an
old school album cover.
Booklet: 10
Pooping Dogs out of 10.
This booklets includes a bunch of photos of Triumph having sex with
a variety of bitches - I'm assuming they're bitches since I never heard
anything about Triumph being gay - as well as lyrics to the songs, credits,
and "people who should be thanking me."
Songs: 10
Pooping Dogs out of 10.
This is a mix of Triumph's live show as well as some studio tracks.
Featuring such hits as "Cats Are Cunts," "Underage Bichon,"
"Benji's Queer," "Lick Myself," and "Bob Barker,"
which features Jack Black. Other celebs trying to get a rub from Triumph's
huge success include Conan O'Brien and Adam Sandler. There are also
a few crank calls, such as Triumph calling the Kennel looking for bitches,
a call to a Chinese restaurant, and a call to an STD Hotline. How great
is that? The best track is "I Keed" which basically poops
on everybody in music today, from The Strokes and White Stripes to Britney,
Justin, Avril, and all the rest. Great insults that make me proud!
Comments: No, this isn't a metal
CD but we all can't listen to metal 24 hours a fucking day. We need
diversity, and if you like my smart ass, bitter comments, then you'll
love Triumph. He talks a lot of shit, just like Metal Sludge, and he
gets away with it, just like Metal Sludge. This also comes with a bonus
DVD featuring 12 different tracks, including interviews with people
like Kurt Loder and Iann Robinson, Big Pussy from the Sopranos, and
the Jared from Subway! The best comedy CD I've heard in quite a while!
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