LIMP BIZKIT "Results May Vary"
by bastard boy floyd

Cover: 2 Where Are They Nows out of 10.
What the fuck is this? It's all green and you can make out Fred Durst's bald head screaming. That's it. Wow. Hope this didn't take too long to come up with. Lame.

Booklet: 7 Where Are They Nows out of 10.
The lyrics are all here and easy to read, plus some photos, thanks, credits, and the usual.

Songs: 5 Where Are They Nows out of 10.
The first single, "Eat You Alive," is gay. Fred talks about sniffing panties and it just sounds pathetic. Dude, buy some porn, jack off, and just get over it, ok? The guy is always talking about what famous chicks he wants to fuck and how attracted he is to them. I didn't know you could have a career by just talking about who you wanted to fuck! You never heard Vince Neil, Bret Michaels, or David Lee Roth talking about who they wanted to fuck back in the day. Why? Because they were too busy actually fucking!
The tracks on this CD with the hardcore rapping come across as played out and as if they're trying too hard, which they are. You've heard it before and it's gotten old. The tracks that do stand out a bit are the ones where Fred's trying to sing and are a bit more musical, like "Underneath The Gun," "Down Another Day," and "Build A Bridge." Those songs are probably the strongest on this CD. I did hear two non-album tracks called "Shot" and "Just Drop Dead" and thought those were better tracks than most of what's on the CD. Not that they were incredible but I thought they were better than a lot of this. There are 16 tracks total and that's too many since most of this is filler.

Comments: I don't hate Limp Bizkit like a lot of people do because they've had some songs in the past that I enjoyed. I can admit it! I've actually given their past CDs good reviews. When "Nookie" came out, I was down for shizzle, nizzle. However, I am sick of Fred Durst and I think this CD is the beginning of the end for them. And I will be happy to see him go until he returns for the 10 year reunion tour all fat and bloated and playing State Fairs.