BILLY MORRIS BAND "Billy Morris Band"
by Dana Brittingham

Cover: 9 Kidd Wickeds out of 10
It's a cartoon drawing of a giant Billy Morris running down a city street. Buildings are on fire, Billy's stepping on overturned cars, and people are running and screaming trying to get out of his way. I love mass hysteria. The picture would've gotten a full 10/10 rating if Billy were stepping on various members of Warrant, but I guess you can't have everything.

Booklet: 10 Warrants out of 10
The booklet's only 4 pages with no lyrics, but it's full color and has some live photos on the inside. The back of the CD has a picture of Billy playing his guitar and he's making a face like he's about ready to blow his wad. So why the perfect score? Billy's listed "all at the mighty METAL-SLUDGE!" under his list of 'essential friends.' See? Billy knows how the game is played. He also thanks Jani Bon Neil by name and it makes me extremely happy to see a Sludge staff member listed right alongside Jani Lane, Erik Turner, Jerry Dixon, and Obi Steinman. I'm so proud, I actually think I'm glowing! Though I've been drinking for hours, so maybe it's just the liquor talking.

Songs: 7 Hi-Fi Clubs out of 10
This CD has a dozen modern rocker songs and a lot of it is really pretty good. It's very un-Warrant like, so if you were expecting anything like "Down Boys" you'll be sadly disappointed. It's more in the vein of 40 Ft. Ringo, Mars Electric, etc. but a little darker and with a lot more guitar. Billy's no slouch on his instrument and he's not a bad singer either, even if his voice does sound a little like Weird Al Yankovic in spots. The disc kicks off with the catchy "1994," and having a song about the summer of 1994 makes me start to realize how long ago that actually seems. Thanks for making us feel old, Billy. Uh, the other early album tracks "If I Lose You" and "Without You" are really good. Of the rest of the songs, nothing really sounds generic, but a few of the tracks are just kind of so-so. Not terrible. Not great either. A few of the melodies have kind of a Beatles vibe, but not to the degree that I'd compare them to Enuff Z'Nuff. The songs I do like a lot are "Flyin High," which sounds a bit like a Foo Fighters song, and probably my favorite here, "Barely Breathing," which is also just about the most unique track on the entire CD. Production is good all the way through, as are the other musicians in Billy's band. All around, a decent first effort from the Billy Morris Band.

Comments: Of course, Billy Morris was the lead guitarist in Warrant from 2000 through the end of 2003. He was in the band when they recorded Under the Influence... you know, that CD of cover songs they put out in 2001. Billy even sings lead on one of that disc's songs, "Down Payment Blues." He also was in the band for the "Glam Slam Metal Jam" and Metal Edge Rockfest tours. But in addition to his illustrious career with Warrant, Billy was in a band called Kidd Wicked, played guitar in Paul Gilbert's touring band, played Kurt Cobain in a Nirvana tribute band, owned a club in Cleveland called the Revolution and another called the Hi-Fi Club, the latter which he still co-owns to this day. And he co-owns a recording studio. It's pretty clear that Billy has his fingers in many pies, yet that doesn't even begin to address all the ways his life has been tethered to Metal Sludge: Billy's done 20 Questions, a Rewind, played at 2 shows on our 2003 MSX Tour, and helped bring about our Metal Sludge Extravaganza #7 which was held at the Hi-Fi Club. But most importantly, the Billy Morris Band recorded a brand new track, "Killing Time," exclusively for our Hey, That's What I Call Sludge Vol. 1 CD. In fact, what better way to get your first taste of the Billy Morris Band than on our CD, which you can purchase right here. Do it now!