THE DONNAS "Spend The Night"
by bastard boy floyd

Cover: 9 Hotties out of 10.
The album is called "Spend The Night" and it's The Donnas in a bedroom wearing sleepwear. I had a lady friend over to my trailer and she saw the cover and said it was cute, so there you have it.

Booklet: 8 Go-Go's out of 10.
This booklet has photos of the girls for each song, and the picture represents what the song is about. Pictures of chicks are cool. It also have lyrics, thanks, and crap like that.

Songs: 9 Hot Drummer Chicks out of 10.
The production on this CD is the best out of all their CDs and the single "Take It Off" is one of those songs you can listen to over and over again like a fucking retard. Other songs I gain pleasure by listening to include but are not limited to "Too Bad About Your Girl," "It's On The Rocks," "Please Don't Tease." and "Dirty Denim." You also have to love that the cowbell hasn't been used this much on a CD since Motley Crue's "Too Fast For Love." I appriecate a good cowbell. More bands like Disturbed or Staind should use a cowbell. Just my advice.
Moving on, there are 13 tracks total of good, fun, rock. The lyrics aren't that deep but they're better than 99% of what Poison has ever done, so they have that going for them. I also enjoy air drumming to this CD and that's always the mark of a great album.
The CD also comes with a DVD of the girls being interviewed by Andy Dick, the making of this record, and a video. The interview would have been a lot better had it been conducted by the staff at Metal Sludge, but nobody asked us so it's their loss.

Comments: Metal Sludge's Donna Anderson reviewed the last two Donnas' CDs, so this time around I wanted to do it because I want to talk about what Donna I'd screw first. Well if you must know, I'd actually take Donna C (Torry) because she seems to have a lot of energy and probably really works it, you know? She's a lil firecracker! I just wish that whole "restraining order" thing she put on me didn't happen, but I didn't think camping out in her backyard was that big of a deal. Live and learn. Anyway, then I'd take Donna R (Allison), Donna A (Brett), and then the bass player chick. She seems angry. She'd probably beat my ass. Now that you know what Donna I'd do first, my work here is done. Thanks for wasting your time reading my truly worthless babble.