TED NUGENT "Craveman"
by bastard boy floyd

Cover: 6 Bow Hunters out of 10.
The cover is a stick figure of an indian throwing a spear. My guitar picks have a stick figure of myself so I like stick figures. It says Ted Nugent above it and Craveman below it. Simple but effective and does manage to stand out. At least it isn't a picture of a dead deer.

Booklet: 5 Bow Hunters out of 10.
I'd like to let Spitfire know that my booklet fell apart in my hands. Seriously. I purchased the CD brand fucking new, opened the booklet, and the last panel broke off in my hand. There's quality for ya! The layout itself isn't bad, and it has easy to read lyrics, thanks, a message from Ted, credits, and all the shit. But I've never had a CD booklet break apart in my hands the minute I open it. I think it's a conspiracy against me.

Songs: 8 Bow Hunters out of 10.
This is the best Ted Nugent CD he's come out with in at least 10 years. "Crave" and "Rawdogs & Warhogs" both have cool riffs and are the two best songs on the CD. "Crave" is actually one of the heaviest songs Ted has ever done. "At Home There" starts off a little bit like "Lil Miss Dangerous" and naturally "Wang Dang Doodle" borrows from "Wang Dang Sweet Pootang." "Cum N Get Ya Sum-O-This" has a great bass tone as well and all the songs sound well produced. There are some great guitar licks here and there though some of the songs are a little weak. "My Baby Likes My Butter On Her Gritz" and "Sexpot" are pretty forgettable but it's Ted so you have to expect some of that shit. In the song "Change My Sex" the chours goes, "You'll never change my sex." Last I checked, I don't think anybody wanted to change Ted's sex so I don't think he has anything to worry about. "KLSTERPNKRY" has Ted saying, "Well I'm the world's biggest nigga, and all you dirty whitteys suk!" Ted calling himself a Nigga is worth 1 point on it's own bringing the grand total to 8.

Comments: A must better CD from Ted than his last studio effort and it shows he still has some riffs left in him. This CD has grown on me over time like a plantar wart and it's a good CD to pop in when you're doing shit around the trailer.