BRET MICHAELS "Songs For Life"
by Jani Bon Neil

Cover: 0 Bandanas out of 10.
What cover? The cover is just black and says "Bret Michaels" in red and "Songs Of Life" underneath that. It also says "For Promotional Use Only." Even though this is supposedly a promo, you'd think Bret would have been able to get Rikki to do some little cute artwork or something. When Metal Sludge has better looking banners than somebody's CD, that's pretty sad. If you have fans paying $16.95 plus shipping for this, then promo or not, put a little effort into it! Why would anybody really want to buy this when they could just download the songs off the web and even make a better cover on their own? On the back it lists the songs and says the CD is a "Ten Song Radio Sampler." That's funny, since I don't have a clue as to what radio station would play any of these songs. The entire packaging looks like a rush job. I've seen promo CD singles with more artwork.

Booklet: 1 Bandana out of 10.
I don't know if I'd want to call this a booklet. It's one panel which just has production credits, who played what, and the track listing. It also says, "Thank you for your purchase of this preview copy of "Songs Of Life." As this is a preview copy of the CD, not all songs may appear on the final CD." Is that supposed to make fans think this is more "special?" Is that an excuse for cheap ass packaging? Whatever. There is also no mention of who wrote these songs.

Songs: 4 Bandanas out of 10.
Lyrically, a few of these songs are somewhat ok, which makes me think that Bret co-wrote these songs with somebody. A few of the songs have lyrics that are slightly better than what's on Poison's "Hollyweird," but how hard is that to accomplish? However, I will say that the song "It's My Party" made the lyrics to "Rock Star" look like "Stairway To Heaven." It made me wonder, "Is this the same guy who wrote "Something To Believe In" and "Every Rose Has It's Thorn?" A song to lose IQ points to.

The track listing is:
Bittersweet
Loaded Gun
Raine
Strange Sensation
Songs Of Life
Forgiveness
It's My Party
War Machine (not the Kiss song)
I Remember
One More Day

As you can see there are some unoriginal song titles, which are probably the songs Bret wrote all by himself. "Strange Sensation" isn't that bad, "Raine" is ok, and "Forgiveness" is tolerable, but the production on these songs is still weak. I've heard better produced songs in the 70s. The drums and guitars sound very lackluster. The slower songs seem to work better on this CD than the upbeat ones, which just sound like demo quality pop/rock songs.

Comment: Could somebody please buy Bret a Pro Tools system because the production quality is still lacking by today's standards. My suggestion to Bret is to just sing other people's songs and forget about writing. If you care to hear these songs, you're best bet is to use something like Win MX and just download them.