WIDOWMAKER - "Blood & Bullets" (1992)
by Dana Brittingham

Cover: 6 Parental Advisory Labels out of 10
It's a big ball of pain! Mouths screaming, people running, that Vietnamese dude getting shot in the head, eyes, teeth, and streaks of red. Screened back in shades of grey are more layered scenes of desperation and human torment. Aftermaths of mob hits, refugees in despair. Is that Yoko Ono? Who knows, it's all mixed together and hard to distinguish anything. Naturally, there's the Parental Advisory label, which I'm sure Dee was real happy about. Overall, it's pretty weird and evil looking, but a few shades of color might have helped to make this stand out a bit more.

Booklet: 5 S.M.F.'s out of 10
More of the screened-back weirdness and a ton of credits and thank you notes. No lyrics though! It folds out into a six pane mini-poster with a full color band photo on the reverse side. That's cool, but why force people to send off for lyrics in the mail? At least you can save yourself a stamp nowadays and get them off Dee's Web site.

Songs: 8 Captain Howdy's out of 10
If you were ever a Twisted Sister fan, and even if you weren't, you'll want to give these tunes a listen. Most of these songs were written by Dee Snider along with Bernie "Stagefright" Tormé and Al Pitrelli, except for one cover tune (Howlin' Wolf's "Evil"). And you know what? They smoke. Dee's voice sounds just as good, if not better, than anything he did in his Twisted Sister days, and he proves that he's got the pipes to front any band he damn well pleases. You can't ever shut the guy up, so you might as well let him sing his balls off. And he does. Ranging from gritty electric blues to straight-ahead cock rock, Widowmaker was Dee's attempt at a triumphant return to the hard rock scene. Had it been a year or two earlier, it very well might have been.

Comments: Widowmaker also featured Joey Franco on drums, who was in Twisted Sister for their last last album and tour in '87. While accolades were generally positive for "Blood & Bullets," their fall '94 follow-up album, "Stand By For Pain," went largely unnoticed. Al Pitrelli went on to Megadeth and then to Savatage, and Dee Snider always has a million other projects going on. However, Widowmaker has never officially broken up; rather, they are on "permanent hiatus." Rumor has it that another Widowmaker album, tentatively entitled "Let The Pain Begin," is waiting in the wings and will be released when the moon falls from orbit and the sea turns into Lambrusco.