Jani Lane's out of 10.
The cover is of a train with a chick on the tracks, and it's suppose
to look like the train is driving into her pussy or some shit. The thing
is, you can't even see the chick that well so we don't even know how
hot she is? Plus, what the fuck does a train have to do with anything?
2 Jani Lane's out of 10.
This has no lyrics and just credits and thanks. Not even any real pictures.
There is about as much depth to this booklet as there is to their songs.
And speaking of their songs....
3 Jani Lane's out of 10.
Let me just give you the name of a few songs:
"Down On Your Knees"
"Love Is My Drug"
"What U Need"
"Where Were U"
As you can see from those titles, these guys had no creativity. They
co-wrote a song with Jani Lane called "Down On Your Knees"
and they tried to use the Warrant connection to sell some albums, but
even that didn't help out. This album would have sucked in 87, so the
fact that it came out in 92 certainly didn't help it any. These guys
were trying to be a funky, Kingofthehill type band. The singer even
had braids! But these guys made Warrant look like Dream Theater and
they soon vanished from the planet.
guys came along AFTER Smashed Gladys, so calling themselves Slammin'
Gladys is pretty fucking weak and uncreative, just like their looks
and song titles. By the way, Gladys must have been one hell of a whore!
First she's smashed, then she's slammin'. The guitar player JJ is currently
in the band The Tories.