Warrant's Erik Turner
Erik Turner of Warrant said he'd do 20 Questions, but 5 at a time. What the fuck? We guess he could only handle 5 at a time. Well on April 6, 1999, we sent him all 20 anyways, and haven't heard back from him since. We've emailed him asking what's up, but no response. So Erik joins the club of pussies who've backed out once they saw the questions. While Jerry Dixon might not have a big cock, his balls are certainly bigger than Erik's because at least Jerry did 20 Questions.
Here are the questions Erik wouldn't answer.
1. What is Warrant currently up to? (This is the only chance to plug your websites, tours, CD, and other shit.)
2. If you could be a tampon for any celebrity, who would it be?
3. What Warrant song could go into a vault labeled “Songs That Fucking Suck.”
4. Has Steven Sweet ever delivered a UPS package to your door?
5. During a typical Warrant tour, what percent of the time are you guys faithful to your wives?
6. Other than Warrant, what hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day?
7. In their prime, which member of Warrant was the biggest drunk?
8. Would you let a girl stick a finger, dildo, or bottle in your ass?
9. What’s the sickest thing Warrant ever did to a groupie?
10. How many times have you watched your bandmates have sex while you've jacked off in the corner?
11. Counting all former and current band members, how many total DUI's has Warrant collected?
12. Did Joey Allen leave Warrant because he was running out of hair?
13. How many gangbangs have you been a part of?
14. Would you rather see a baby seal beaten and skinned alive or have one of your testicles crushed in a vice?
15. Which one of Jani's wives is the biggest bitch: His ex-wife Bobby Brown or his current wife Rowanne
16. What was a bigger flop: the live Warrant album, Jani's Sunset Strip Club, or your coffee shop?
17. Have you ever seen Rick Steier or Danny Wagner sign an autograph?
18. You have a website featuring a lot of your paintings. Our question is, Do you paint blindfolded, or do you want your paintings to look like that?
19. At this very moment, what do you think Jerry
Dixon is doing right now?
B. Cheating On His Wife
D. Popping various pills
E. Passed out after vomitting, popping pills, and cheating on his wife
20. Here's some word association. We mention a name
and you give us your thoughts, for example, Mick Mars / Senior citizen who wear
Since we sent the questions out, Erik has dropped that email account and
has somewhat disappeared from the internet.