We emailed Stuttering John a long time ago about doing 20 Questions and we never heard back from him, so we put him on the Pussy List. Well on June 13, 2000, we got this email.
first of all, your website is
I am the assistant to John Melendez, aka Stuttering John, and told him about your website, and being on your Pussy List. He says he's never been asked.....Anyway, if you forward me the questions, I will give them to him.
He tells me he will answer them.
Who knew Stuttering John had an assistant!? But that was cool, we were stoked, so we responded to Jillian and said we would send out the questions ASAP. Here was her response on June 14, 2000:
Great! Just email'em over to me and I'll give them to him......he says he'll respond.
Keep up the great work, the web site is terrific.
Assistant to John Melendez
CBS/Howard Stern show
So the questions went out on June 21st and we never heard from her again. We emailed Jillian about 4 times throughout the Summer to check in, and one time she said John was filming a movie in LA, but then we never heard from her again. It appears that Stuttering John has puss'd out. How sad. The dude can ask the questions but he can't answer them. Figures.
Here are the questions that made Stuttering John puss out.
1. What are you currently up to? This is your only chance to plug your shit.
2. Who is the one interview you still haven't gotten that you would like to get?
3. What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day?
4. What was a bigger disaster, your “Everybody Is Normal But Me” CD or the Northridge Earthquake from 1994?
5. Rate the following Whack Pack members on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being totally lame and played out, and 10 being somebody cool.
Crackhead Bob =
Hank The Angry Drunken Drawf =
Captain Janks =
Gary The Retard =
Fred The Elephant Boy =
Daniel Carver =
Melrose Larry Green =
Nicole Bass =
High Pitch Eric =
6. What do you think about Metallica suing Napster?
7. For $500,000 cash: You walk into a room and there is a nude man with a bag over his head. You are required to walk over to him and actually put his cock in your mouth until it becomes full erect, which, if he’s a normal man, will take all of about 3 seconds. Would you do it?
8. Do you have any groupies?
9. Who’s lame ass idea was it to put a fat black lady on the cover of your first CD?
10. Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being a total mess and 10 being a hottie.
Jasmin St. Clair
11. Why isn’t Enuff Z’Nuff on the Stern show anymore? At one time they were one of Howard’s favorite bands, but now it seems like they have been banned from the show. We heard a rumor that it had something to do with Donnie Vie fucking Gary’s wife, or something like that. What the real story here?
12. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
13. Is KC gay?
14. Which do you prefer:
Poison or Warrant =
Chip Z’Nuff or Donnie Vie =
Hank The Angry Drunken Drawf or Beatlejuice =
Prozac or Zoloft =
Fred Durst or Fred Norris =
Insane Clown Posse or Sharon Osbourne =
Britney Spears or Debbie Gibson =
Disney Stock or IBM Stock =
Kid Rock or Chris Rock =
Getting attacked by Morton Downey Jr. or being smacked by Raquel Welch =
Carmen Electra or Jenny McCarthy =
Richard Simmons or Mark Harris =
Getting a blow job from Rosie O’Donnell or having intercourse with Nicole Bass =
15. Listed below is a list of rock stars. Give them a number between 1 and 10 on the likely hood that they are gay. 1 being no chance of being gay at all and 10 being a total pillow biter.
David Lee Roth =
Paul Stanely from Kiss =
Phil Anselmo from Pantera =
Sebastian Bach =
Dave Grohl from Foo Fighters =
Gary Cherone =
Taime Downe from Faster Pussycat =
Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers =
Jay Gordon from Orgy =
Kirk Hammett from Metallica =
16. Do you think one reason your band never had any success is because they looked like typical bar band rejects?
17. Is it true the your song “Daddy’s Money” is about Jason Flom?
18. Why ARE there so many Jews in Hollywood?
19. Who's the most overrated band today?
20. Please put the following people in order starting from the person you like the most to the person you like the least. Your favorite person should be at the top and the person you dislike the most should be at the bottom.
Scott The Engineer
21. Of all the bands that have played on the Stern show, who was the most difficult to deal with?
22. Most artists would kill for daily plugs like the ones you got for your CD. Millions listen to the Stern show. However, both your albums were total failures. Are you embarrassed that so many people knew about the album but didn’t give a shit?
23. Time for Metal Sludge's Word Association. We mention a name, and you give us your thoughts.
Sam Kinison =
Jon Bon Jovi =
Tommy Lee =
Fred Norris =
Randy Cantor =
Gene Simmons =
Jackie Martling =
Sebastian Bach =
Pamela Anderson =
Robin Quivers =