PUSSY LIST - RANDY PIPER

 

Our friend Wendell Neely from the Classic Metal Radio Show in Akron, OH., tried to hook us up with former WASP guitarist Randy Piper. He told us Randy was into it and gave us him email address, so we sent the questions out in the Fall of 2001. We never heard from Randy. No word. Nothing. Nada. Zero. Zip.

Now what does Randy Piper have going on that is so important that he can't send back 20 Questions? This sounds like the case of somebody still thinking they are a rock star and are too good to answer our questions. Or maybe WASP just has a history of having bitches play guitar. Well fuck Randy Piper! We didn't really want to talk to him anyway.

Here are the questions Randy wouldn't answer.

1. What are you currently up? This is your only chance to plug your projects and crap.

2. What's it like to be Randy Piper?

3. It seemed that you dropped off the face of metal earth for some years after WASP. What happened and what have you been doing?

4. What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day?

5. Rate the following guitarists on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being somebody who sucks and 10 being a virtuoso.

Mick Mars =
Chris Holmes =
Doug Blair =
Darrell Roberts =
Eddie Van Halen =
Kerry King =
Kirk Hammet =
C.C. DeVille =
Ace Frehley =
Scott Ian =

6. Chris Holmes appeared in an issue of Playgirl, can you tell us why you never followed his lead?

7. What’s your opinion of the current status of WASP?

8. You & Blackie played in Sister Sister back in 1977. Tell the Sludgeaholics about these early years?

9. How long have you been visiting our page and how often do you stop by?

10. Please finish the sentence...
The most amazing thing about Hollywood is
Cocaine usually
Blackie really needs to
Chris Holmes & Lita Ford are
Having Ozzy naked
Girls use to find
Taking a shower
I loved it when
No one ever told me

11. Who's the most overrated band today?

12. Tony Richards and yourself left WASP according to Blackie's bio. Is this true and why did you both leave when it was apparent that WASP was having some success at the time?

13. It states that Blackie won a court case to control the rights of the entire WASP catalog from Capitol. Is it safe to say that Blackie is junior Gene Simmons?

14. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?

15. Does Blackie wear the shooting cod piece because he is inferior in that department and manifests his delusions by way of shooting fire?

16. How much of a control freak is Blackie? Give us a good story.

17. What do you remember about the following years:
1972 =
1978 =
1983 =
1987 =
1992 =
1996 =
2000 =

18. Are you any relation to Rowdy Roddy Piper?

19. Did Blackie's constant domination of band control drive Chris Holmes so far over the edge he escaped reality by getting sloshed?

20. Time for Metal Sludge's Word Association. We mention a name and you give us your thoughts.

Johnny Rod =
Steve Riley =
Tony Richards =
Lita Ford =
Ozzy Osbourne =
David Lee Roth =
Warrant =
Nikki Sixx =
Lars Ulrich =
Blackie Lawless =