PUSSY LIST - CLINT LOWERY

Jason Consoli from TVT Records came to us about doing something with Sevendust. We naturally said, "Why don't they do 20 Questions?" At first we tried for an email interview, but Jason said a phone interview would be better, so decided to let Jim Bob Dwarf do it! He was all stoked to do it and was looking forward to it.

We set up a phone interview with Clint for April 9th at 1:30 CT. April 9th came and went and there was no phone call from Clint. Jim Bob sat around all day waiting by the phone like a fat chick waits outside a tour bus. We emailed their guy back at TVT and asked what was up. The excuse was that "something came up" and that they could reschedule it for April 11th. The exact email read, "I've reschueduled this for 1:30 CT on this Thursday, April 11. Clint will call Jim Bob. Should be no problem this time."

Guess what? April 11th came and went and once again, no call from Clint. We were blown off for the 2nd time!! How unprofessional can you get? And think of poor Jim Bob. A weaker man might have taken that personally, but luckily Jim Bob is used to not hearing the phone ring, so he was ok with it.

Then on Friday, April 12th, Clint called Jim Bob in the middle of the day and left him a message saying that he called. Well he wasn't supposed to fucking call on the 12th!!!!

Jason at TVT emailed us back the following Monday and basically said that Clint was scared about doing 20 Questions with us and was worried about what we would ask him. WTF? We've done 20 Questions with Alice Cooper, Ted Nugent, Dave Mustaine, Nikki Sixx, and about 200 other rock, wrestling, and porn stars, but Clint Lowery from Sevendust is too fucking scared to answer our questions? What's he worried about? It's Sevendust. It's not like they have any major skeletons in their closet. They're just another band. Get over it!

So after all that, we've added Clint to the Pussy Chart. Here are the questions that Clint was way too scared to answer. Pussy.

1. What are you currently up to? This is the only chance to plug your shit, so speak now or forever hold your peace.

2. How did Sevendust get involved with the WWF and end up doing Chris Jericho's entrance music?

3. Where do Chinese people come from?

4. What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day?

5. Rate the following guitar players on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being somebody who sucks and 10 being a virtuoso.
C.C DeVille =
Mick Mars =
Dan Donegan =
Ace Frehley =
Mark Tremonti =
C.J. Pierce =
Zakk Wylde =
Ted Nugent =
Joey Z =
Rich Ward =

6. You guys are from Atlanta, so are you embarrassed that a band like Jackyl is also from Atlanta?

7. Your brother Corey is the bass player in Stereomud. Do you ever try to make Vince Hornsby quit Sevendust so that your brother can take his place?

8. For an easy $1,000,000 dollars, there is a red button in front of you. If you push it, John Connolly will begin to have a severe, embarrassing twitch in the left side of his face for the rest of his life. People will stare at him and make frequently make fun of him. Would you do it?

9. Rumor has it you guys aren't big fans of Disturbed because they were dicks when you played with them. What exactly is that all about?

10. Give us a brief touring memory about the following cities:
Chicago =
Dallas =
Los Angeles =
Tampa =
Philadelphia =
Boston =
Detroit =
New Orleans =
Las Vegas =
Duluth/Superior =

11. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?

12. This is the last of Clint Lowery:
Last CD you purchased =
Last time you got drunk in Buckhead =
Last rock star you shook hands with =
Last time you watched wrestling =
Last drug you did =
Last time you broke a string in concert =
Last time you watched an in-room porno =
Last strip club you went to =
Last person you saw getting a blow job =
Last book you read =

13. You guys toured with Creed quite a bit. Can you think of a band that is more obnoxious and overrated than those guys?

14. Sevendust used to have trampolines on stage and jump around on them. Why did you guys stop doing that and did anybody ever wipe out using them?

15. Yes or no, has Clint Lowery ever:
Been arrested =
Bitch slapped your brother =
Done drugs with Scott Stapp =
Thrown eggs at a car =
Seen Aaron Lewis smile =
Spent more than $1,000 at Cheetah's =
Seen Lajon go an entire day without smoking pot =
Had sexual thoughts about Rayna Rose =
Had sexual thoughts about Morgan Rose =
Attended a Warrant concert =

16. During a typical week, how many times does Lajon get mistaken for the singer of Living Color?

17. You guys consistently go Gold but have never gone Platinum. What do you think is holding you guys back from going to the next level?

18. Sevendust has taken out Godsmack, Drowning Pool, Disturbed, and Staind, and all those bands ended up going platinum. Are you bummed that none of those bands have turned around and taken you guys out to return the favor?

19. Many of Sevendust's tunes have a title that doesn't have a fucking thing to do with it... for instance "Waffle" or "Rumble Fish". Who the hell is coming up with the names of the songs and wouldn't it be a little simpler to name the songs something that we could remember?

20. Is it true that the reason JJ French was fired was because he assumed control of the band's publishing and what was it that he did that made you guys give him the axe?

21. Time for Metal Sludge's Word Association. We mention a name and you
give us your thoughts.
Butch Walker =
Rich Ward =
Mark McGrath =
Kid Rock =
Ozzy Osbourne =
Lars Ulrich =
Paul Gargano =
Slipknot =
Gene Simmons =
J.J. French =

Now was that so hard? Would that have been too brutal for Clint to answer? No wonder Sevendust has never gone Platinum. They're probably too scared!