W.A.S.P.'s Stet Howland

On October 25, 1999, we sent out questions to WASP drummer Stet Howland.  He said he loved the page and wanted to do it.  He even came to us!  However, he never sent back the questions.  He kept saying, "I'm working on it", "They are almost done", "My computer had problems", blah blah blah.  There is no reason it should take 7 months for a guy in WASP to send back 20 Questions.  So fuck him.  Here are the questions he couldn't get back to us.

1. What are you currently up to? This is your only chance to say whatever it is you have to say. 

2. You emailed us recently and said the following, "Wanna hear some shit???? I live walking distance to the Rainbow and am in the middle of the whole fucking deal. Im here till jan. After that we go back on the road (U.S.) In the mean time, you want dirt, I got dirt!!!!!" Ok then, what dirt do you have? Spill the beans! Who's the biggest dick you've run into at the Rainbow, who can't hold their liquor, who's gay, etc. Let's have it! Feel free to elaborate as much as you'd like. 

3. Who’s uglier, Blackie or Mick Mars? 

4. What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day? 

5. Rate the following drummers on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being someone who has no business picking up the sticks, and 10 being a drum god. 
Lars Ulrich 
Peter Criss 
Frankie Banali 
Vinnie Paul 
Rick Allen 
Steve Riley 
Tony Richards 
Tommy Lee 
That chick Stefanie from Kid Rock 
Bobby Blotzer 

6. In 1996, there were a bunch of rumors about you leaving the band. What the fuck was that all about? 

7. A lot of 80s bands have recruited Sunset Strip band stragglers like Robbie Crane (Vince Neil Band/Ratt) Brent Woods & Dave Marshall (Vince Neil Band) Kerri Kelly (Ratt) etc.. You guys have Mike Duda another Sunset Strip Straggler, where did you find him? 

8. How long before Chris Homles’ liver explodes?? 

9. For $250,000 would you: Wearing your seat belt and driving any normal sedan equipped with air bags, you must drive your car at 40 miles an hour into a lamppost. However, the car leaks gas. Would you do it? 

10. Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 means their a mess, and blah blah blah, you can figure it out. Lita Ford 
Pamela Anderson 
Britney Spears 
Robin Quivers 
Gerri Miller 
Baby Spice 
Shania Twain 
Tyra Banks 
Liv Tyler 
Claudia Schiffer 

11. Finish this simple math problem and fill in letter D & E. 
A. 2,4,6,8,10 
B. 4,6,8,10,12 
C. 6,8,10,12,14 
D. 
E.

12. Did you ever feel like you had to go to church after doing the drum tracks on the tune 'Dirty Balls' and 'Don't Cry, Just Suck'? 

13. What’s the most fucked up thing you’ve ever seen while touring? 

14. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why? 

15. Pick one of the following 
A. Rest your head on a tee and then get smacked with the fullspeed swing of Mark McGwire; 
Or, 
B. Randy Piper gets a bowling ball dropped from twenty feet onto his groin. 

16. Of all the bands WASP has played with, who were the biggest dicks and why? 

17. What band is the most overrated band today? 

18. 2 Part Question. Who bangs all the chicks in WASP? And how big is your cock so we can have our resident slut Donna add it to her penis chart? 

19. Why does WASP go through so many member changes? You guys have had more lineup changes than L.A. Guns! What's the dilly-yo with that, bro? 

20. Time for Metal Sludge's Word Association. We give you a name, and you entertain us with your thoughts. Gene Simmons 
Stuart Smith 
Vince Neil 
Howard Stern 
Lars Ulrich 
Mike Duda 
Lemmy 
Dana Strum 
Marilyn Manson 
Blackie Lawless 

BONUS QUESTION! 
21. What's up with Blackie and his love of scrotums? Balls are mentioned like 80 some times in the new CD booklet, not to mention the song called "Dirty Balls", so does Blackie have some nut fetish? Has he ever tried to look at your balls?

You can email Stet at stetman@webtv.net and ask him why he's a pussy.