PUSSY LIST - FUZZ

 

On March 15th, 2002, Donna Anderson got an email from Fuzz from Disturbed. Fuzz wanted to clear up that in our Exposed section, the photo we had up of his old band Vandal didn't include him. While he was in Vandal at one time, the photo we had didn't include him, but John Sullivan from Loudmouth. He then said, "I SEE THAT YOU GUYS ARE IN GARY INDIANA, DO YOU HANG OUT AT ANY OF THE BARS ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHICAGO? IF SO WITCH ONE'S. I'D LOVE TO HOOK UP FOR A DRINK SOMETIME, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T DO MUCH DRINKING ANY MORE. WE ARE IN THE STUDIO NOW IN CHICAGO AND ARE BUSY FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS, BUT IF I CAN SLIP AWAY I'D LIKE TO MEET YOU'. TAKE CARE, TALK TO YOU SOON. FUZZ" Donna, being the clever gal she is, said she'd be happy to meet Fuzz sometime, but first he has to answer our 20 Questions! So off our questions went on March 15, 2002.

Now Fuzz never said he would answer our 20 Questions, but who cares? If he's going to hit on the staff at Metal Sludge, then he has to answer our 20 Questions.

Needless to say, Donna never heard from him again.

1. What are you guys currently up to? This is your only chance to plug your tours, websites, etc.

2. When you guys go back to Chicago, do you guys have a lot of people swinging from your nuts now that didn’t believe in you guys before?

3. What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day?

4. Being from Chicago, why do you think Enuff Z’Nuff hasn’t had more success?

5. Rate the following
Fieldy =
Bobby Dall =
Twiggy Ramirez =
Gene Simmons =
Frank Bello =
Chip Z’Nuff =
Jerry Dixon =
Nikki Sixx =
Robbie from Godsmack =
Dana Strum =

6. What’s the most fucked up and evil thing a chick has ever done to you?

7. You're in a terrible plane crash high in the Himalayas in which the only survivors are yourself and Disturbed guitarist Dan Donegan. Everyone else on the plane was vaporized by the explosion. You are far from any kind of civilization and blizzard-like conditions make rescue impossible. Poor Dan is severely injured while you are basically intact. After a week, however, it's clear that you're both starving. Dan’s rapidly deteriorating condition makes it obvious that he will soon die, but if you don't eat something immediately you will die also. You are faced with the inevitable: either kill Donegan with your bare hands and eat his flesh, thereby keeping yourself alive to be rescued; or starve to death and die in the snow like a pauper. Which do you choose?

8. What’s has been your biggest payday to date and how much was it for?

9. Is David coming up with any new animal noises for the next Disturbed CD?

10. Which do you prefer:
Metal Edge or Metal Manicas =
Jenny McCarthy or Pamela Anderson =
Phil Anselmo or Rob Halford =
Chris Farley or Sam Kinison =
The Admiral Theater or the Crazy Horse =
Mancow or Howard Stern =
Quick Blow Jobs or Full on sex in the back lounge of the bus =
Fred Durst or Jonathan Davis =
Implants or real tits =
Loudmouth or Vandal =

11. What percent of the time are David’s vocals sampled during a Disturbed show?
A: 20%
B: 50%
C: 75%
D: About as much as a typical Britney Spears concert

12. Yes or no, has Fuzz ever:
Used steroids =
Seen David Draiman smile =
Cheated on a girlfriend =
Smoked pot with Chip Z’Nuff =
Been humble within the last week =
Thought about putting together a Vandal reunion tour =
Shoplifted =
Been arrested =
Worn makeup and eyeliner =
Masturbated to a photo of Jenna Jameson =

13. What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?

14. Rumor has it that you guys don’t get along with Sevendust that well. Why is that?

15. The last of Fuzz:
Last time you worked out =
Last rock star you met =
Last porn you saw =
Last fight you had =
Last book you read =
Last CD you purchased =
Last gig you played =
Last time you touched a breast =
Last movie you saw =
Last time you broke a string in concert =

16. Can you name 3 people who have an ego bigger than yours?

17. What happened to the guy who used to play keyboards for you back in the day? Is it true you guys just dumped him because you could use samples instead?

18. Have you been investing your money in case the next Disturbed record flops and only sells 100,000 units?

19. How has your 15 minutes of fame been so far?

20. Time for Metal Sludge's Word Association. We ask you a question and you give us your thoughts.
Johnny K =
Tommy Lee =
Ministry =
Soil =
Nikki Sixx =
Creed =
Phil Anselmo =
Slipknot =
Sharon Osbourne =
John Sullivan =