AN EMAIL FROM BOBBY BLOTZER

Alright, here's an email we got late last night from Bobby Blotzer giving his version of what happened.

Well here it is,

It looks like I'm forced to talk about something that is becoming so fucking inquire magazine it's Enquirer, not inquire that I'll put any, and all questions regarding this situation to rest!
First off, I just got the stitches out and, the cast will be off in about a week! Was that sarcasm?
Yes, Warren and I had words about what was the deadline on the proper timeline on doing some band business. Did I ever try and not pay crew or anybody that works for that Ratt organization? Fuck no!  Never!  The time to
do business is not after doing a gig and then celebrating the end of the first leg of a very successful tour! I didn't know successful meant half empty shows and no singles on the radio.  Ya learn something new everyday!  And then after partying and having a good time, the time to settle bills is not at 3:00 in the morning! That's true.  3:00 in the morning is the time to find some little groupie who is willing to give blow jobs in the back of the bus.  Did Warren and I fist fight?  NO!  But didn't your son just say yesterday that fists were thrown?  At least you guys could all get together and decide what story to tell!  Did we argue and give each other a push and shove >>>>YES! But your management said nothing happened! But, The whole thing that I'm beat up and that bullshit is laughable. Someone saw me in Havasu???   NOT!  I was at parker river and, the only time I was even on Havasu was on the lake where no one but those on my boat even looked in my eyes.  Havasu, Parker, same area.  That's the bottom line. Do I need to send a picture from the trip?  We love photos!  In fact, we've gotten photos this week with Nikki Sixx, Slash, Keri Kelli, and Firehouse, so if you have any good photos send them to us, especially if somebody is wearing a Metal Sludge Shirt on the boat.  Speaking of shirts, you can buy a shirt RIGHT HERE.  Thanks in advance!
You know, this whole thing of the new gossip dealio of the Internet boards is really fun for those that can't live without gossiping. I too have been falling into the gig of reading up on the boards, mainly to check up on the Ratt camp, but nonetheless have been there reading about who ever's hearsay.  But it's probably funny when it's Warrant or Slaughter, but now that it's Ratt it ain't so funny anymore, is it?  If any of you guys think that I would ever fuck with any of our crew's livelihood then you really don't have a clue who I am or, who we are as people or employers! Warren and I are Brothers as are all the guys in this band. Never...... let me repeat that.... Never in the history of Ratt has there ever been a Fist fight!  And we've prided ourselves on that! Prided sounds like past tense to me.  So does that mean there was a fist fight?  So, all you guys just settle yourselves down there. Also, as far as the door being broke down.....
Our bus driver 4 days prior to the last night had taken the fucking thing down and put a fucking skillsaw to it to make it close! What type of bus were you guys in that the bus door didn't close right?  Slaughter has a better bus than that.  So, find another channel to get your eyebrows up on.  Maybe reruns of  90210 on  FX. Unfortunately I don't get FX in my area.  Bummer :(

A completely beat the fuck up,
                                                                         
                           Blotz.
                                                                           
P. S     nice picture of me!

Who took adobe photo?
The photo was courtesy of the United Clown Association, who posted it on our Gossip Board.  We got a laugh out of it and decided to use it. 

Somewhere Stephen Pearcy is laughing at all this. 

Jani Bon Neil & Taime "Sex" Slaughter