KID ROCK EXPOSED!

Does this look like an American Bad Ass?
More like Vanilla Ice's cousin

Before he was a Cowboy, an American Bad Ass, an Early Morning Stoned Pimp, and the guy who is currently fucking Pamela Anderson, he looked like the white version of Kid N Play.

The photo from up above and the 2 photos below are from 1990.

Praying for a better haircut

Ice Ice Baby

From 1992

From 1992

One day this kid would fuck Pamela Anderson. Life's not fair.

Here are Kid Rock's School Photos

Is this an Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp?

Actually, this looks like somebody who's stoned.