SLUDGEAHOLIC OF THE MONTH

Ingo with Alice Cooper

This month's Sludgeaholic Of The Month is from Germany! His name is Ingo and he's our first Sludgeaholic Of The Month who has been blown by a man! At least that we know of, anyway. He explains that as well as a few other things.

Congratulations to Ingo for being our August 2003 Sludgeaholic Of The Month!

1. Where are you from and how old are you?
I?m from germany and sweet little 33

2. Ambitions:
Now I?m the Sludgeaholic of the month. What?s left? My dream has come true.

3. Turn-ons:
Sex, Money & Rock N Roll, good food. Coca-Cola with lots of ice

4. Turn-offs:
No Sex, No Money & No Rock N Roll. Girls with hairy arm pits. Control freaks.

5. How long have you been coming to Metal Sludge?
Since November 2000

6. Favorite bands: MÖTLEY CRÜE IS THE BEST? FUCK THE REST !!!
Most of the 80?s hairmetal bands and germany?s greatest rock n?roll band THE TRACEELORDS.

7. Least favorite bands: all the grunge bands. German Hip Hop bands with stupid german lyrics.

8. What do you do for a living?
I?m a tour manager. Something between a babysitter and a old male nurse.

9. You admitted to us that you've gotten blow jobs from transsexuals. Wouldn't you consider that "gay" behavior and isn't that something you'd be better off keeping to yourself?
It?s not gay as long as you don?t see and touch the little thing between their legs. Who can give you a better blow-job than a guy. He knows what you like. When you see their great bodys, you?ll give a shit about any gay behavior. Chicks with dicks rulez !!!!

10. Of all the band's you've worked with, who was the biggest pain in the ass?
99% of all the Hip Hop bands. They think they rule the world.
Pantera. What do you expect from a band, with 15 bottles of Whisky on the catering rider, for every day. 16 HORSEPOWER. They fired me, cause the band thought I?m sexist.
Once, a girl called me a sexist. I told her to leave my bed and take her sister, too

11. What's the most fucked up thing you've done to a chick in order to give her backstage passes?
Shaving her pussy. It?s not really fucked up. Her boy-friend will like it.

12. If I had more time I would:
I have to much time. Get me more tours.

13. Have you ever discussed Metal Sludge with any of the bands you've worked with and what have they said?
When I was on tour with ALICE COOPER, Eric Singer asked me, about my METAL SLUDGE jersey. Same thing with Chuck Wright. But both are not very into it. Carmine Appice and Steve Sex Summers started talking to me, when they saw me with the jersey. Nobody tried to kill me, yet.

14. When was the last time you got laid?
The night before I left for my current tour. It was my girl-friend. You don?t get laid with bands like ERIC BURDON & THE ANIMALS.

15. How do you feel about being our August 2003 Sludgeaholic Of The Month?
My dream has come true. Now I can ask for more money and more girls.
I have to change my house-door sign and my businesscard from Ingo Joa to Sludgeaholic Of The Month. THANK YOU !!! I LOVE YOU !!! ( not in a sexual way ).

16. Personal Motto:
Yes, there is a life before death.

See, we learned from this month's Sludgeaholic Of The Month that you can be blown by a guy but it's not gay unless you touch his cock. Who knew? Anyway, congratulations once again to our freaky August 2003 Sludgeaholic Of The Month, Ingo!