SLUDGEAHOLIC OF THE MONTH

Gaz

This month's Sludgeaholic Of The Month comes to us from England! Basically, he goes by the name Gaz, he's wearing a Metal Sludge Barbed Wire Long Sleeve Sweat Shirt, he loves Anthrax, hasn't been laid in years, and he drinks a lot. Sounds like a perfect choice for Sludgeaholic Of The Month!

So welcome our drunk English Sludgeaholic Of The Month, Gaz!

1. Where are you from?
A little town in the north west of England called Earlestown.

2. Ambitions: To outlive my friends so I can spit on their graves. And to see Anthrax live.

3. Turn-ons: Nice curvey, meaty legs. I'm a leg man.

4. Turn-offs: Horrible stick legs.

5. How long have you been coming to Metal Sludge?
Since you did 20 questions with Scott Ian. Since then I visit Metal Sludge religiously almost every day.

6. Being from England, how much do you typically drink every day?
I usually only drink at the weekend. I drink enough to act like a bellend. It's the Scottish that are the real drinkers.

7. Favorite bands: I'm into all kinds of stuff. Megadeth, Pantera, Slayer, Children of Bodom, Annihilator, Arch Enemy, Down, BLS, Immortal, Motorhead.... (Great 20 Q's with Lemmy by the way!) The list could go on forever. My fav band of all time though is Anthrax. Anthrax rule!

8. Least favorite bands: All these tallentless nu and rap metal bands. I can't understand how people can enjoy that stuff. If there is one band that I cannot stand though, it's Korn. I hate that band with all of my might. If Korn's music was converted into a disease, it would be AIDS.

9. When was the last time you got laid?
When I was 17. I'm twenty now for fucks sake. How loser is that??

10. Samantha Fox or Gerri Halliwell: I'd have to say Sam Fox cos Geri Halliwell is the most vile woman ever to walk the Earth. Can I not have Kate Winslett instead??

11. People think I'm..... a fuckin' spack. They are probably right too.

12. Any formal education?
I did a couple of computer courses at college. Nothing special.

13. When was the last time you saw the sun and it didn't rain all day?
Last week. It was hot as fuck. I'm looking out of my window now though and it's pissing it down.

14. What do you do on a typical weekend?
Listen to metal whilst drinking.

15. How do you feel about our May 2002 Sludgeaholic Of The Month?
It's awesome. I got a boner when I found out I was it. Now I am 100% metal!!

16. Personal motto: Your Better off Dead

Congratulations to Gaz for being our May Sludgeaholic Of The Month!