SLUDGEAHOLIC OF THE MONTH
Deege Dunford
Doesn't Deege look stoked to be our Sludgeaholic Of The Month? He needs to contain his enthusiam because he's just too happy.
This might be surprising, but word on the street is Deege visits our page sometimes 5 times a day. He hits refresh over and over hoping floyd updates the page. He wears his Metal Sludge shirt so much that it's physically impossible to seperate Deege's skin from the shirt. He's a hardcore Sludgeaholic.
Congratulations to Deege, our March 2002 Sludgeaholic Of The Month!
1. Where are you from and how old are you?
I am from a little town called North Robinson, Ohio, somewhere in between Toledo and Columbus. I think me becoming Sludgaholic Of The Month
might just put this town on the map. I am 18.
2. Do you have any Ambitions:Well, now that I have become Sludgaholic Of The Month, the only thing I have left to live for is to become a famous record producer, and to dominate the world.
3. Turn-ons: Well the obvious answer to this question would be "FEMALES!"...and I guess with me being so simple minded, the only other answer I can think of is "good music!"
4. Turn-offs: uh...males, shitty music, limp bizkit (I don't even consider that bullshit to be music!)...
5. What do you do for a living?
Sleep, go to college, and sleep some more...well, and reading Metal Sludge gets honorable mention. and I am also one of the
webmasters of www.BlackLabelSociety.net and I have a site at http://deege.free.fr/home.html
6. Favorite bands: Megadeth, Zakk Wylde (P&G, Solo & BLS), Ozzy & Sabbath, AC/DC, Badlands, Corrosion Of Conformity, Backmask (www.backmask.com, a shameless plug for my buddy's band!), and The Smashing Pumpkins.
7. Least favorite bands: Well obviously, Limp Bizkit, Boy "bands"...why the fuck are they called bands? Bands play instruments. They are GROUPS, my friend. Anyone who is a member of a boyband outta be strapped to a tree and used for target practice.
8. How long have you been coming to Metal Sludge?
I don't remember exactly when, but it wasn't too long after you first registered the metal-sludge.com domain...so, a long time ago! But I might have also been to the original Geocities site, but I didn't start visiting regularly until sometime in early 1999 I believe.
9. Have you ever been laid?
Unfortunatly, no.
10. If you could have sex with any Sludgette Of The Month, who would it be?
Now I know what it's like to be on the recieving end of questions written my Metal Sludge! LOL. I'd have to say Brittany, although if Brie Moser-
Omholt would age about 3 years...
11. Are you in school, or have you ever been in school?
Yeah, I graduated from a small high school in 2001, and now I am going to the Mansfield Branch of OSU.
12. You sent us a photo of you on a bench with some other kids. Who are they and what were you doing in that photo?
Well, from left to right, they are my friends Mandy, Me (sporting my Fancy Ass "LIME GREEN POISON" Metal Sludge Shirt, which you can buy
here: http://www.metal-sludge.com/Sludgendise.htm, and giving the horns,) Kris, Adrianne, and Diana. That was during our study hall in high school our senior year. We were in the gymnasium that day trying to play the Buffy The Vampire Slayer board game which none of us could figure out, so we lined up for some pictures. I'm sure you guys would be pleased to know that these pictures of me at school wearing my Sludge shirt are also in my 12th grade highschool yearbook!
13. When was the last time you saw a real, live, naked female, if ever?
Completely naked? hmm...it had to be a long time ago...maybe at the Megadeth concert in 1997 where chicks were stripping on top of cars...
14. The most spontaneous thing I've ever done was....
Let my cousin shave my head. And it was awesome. Didn't have to comb it for months! I am now in the process of growing it long though.
15. How do you feel about being our Sludgeaholic Of The Month for March 2002?
I am thrilled! I was quite shocked to see this interview in my inbox. This may just be the highlight of my short 18 year life so far!
16. Personal Motto:
Live life Stronger Than Death.
Deege is our first Sludgeaholic Of The Month virgin, but that's cool though. It takes balls to admit that, especially on our site! But the question now is.....which one of you Sludgettes are going to hook up Deege with a little somethin' somethin'? What about you Ette? Or Kendra? Will it be a threesome with our Sludgettes Of The Year? Will it be bastard boy floyd's stalker Lisa? Hell, will it be bastard boy floyd himself?
Somebody has to hook the brother up! We need to get this Sludgeaholic Of The Month laid before the year is up. We'll keep you posted on how it goes.
In the meantime, congratulations to Deege for being our Sludgeaholic Of The Month!
