SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH

Roxana Daneshmand

Our December 2003 Sludgette Of The Month sent us the following email:

Hey there!

I'm Roxy and I am a massive Metal Sludge fan here in London, UK. Here are some pictures of me in London's famous Carnaby Street wearing one of your funky tops.
I hope you'll like them, I would love to be your first London sludgette!

Looking forward to hearing from you!

Roxy x

We've never had a Sludgette from London, so that was good enough for us! Congratulations to Roxana for being our last Sludgette for the year 2003!

Roxana's Data Sheet

1. Name and age: Roxana Daneshmand and I am 24 years old.

2. Height, weight, and measurements: I am 5'5, 36C - 28 - 36....My weight is a secret ;o)

3. Where are you from?
I am from one of the most exciting, cosmopolitan cities around - London, England!

4. Ambitions: Well I am pleased to say that I have achieved my dream job in PR. One goal I still have to achieve is to work in America.

5. Turn-ons: Confidence, a sense of humour, good hair and big blue/green eyes, good abs and chest. If a guy is also able to play a musical instrument all the better.....it's so sexy! Piercings and tattoos are also yummy. I also love American accents!!

6. Turn-offs: Bad breath, stinky pits, ugly feet, hairy backs, guys who are tight with cash. Also, there is nothing worse than a man who is self obsessed and arrogant......

7. Favorite bands: Ohhhh! I have sooo many. OK, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Motley Crue, AC/DC, Guns n Roses, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Stereophonics, Slipknot, Pantera, Murderdolls, AFI, Satyricon, Radiohead, the Manics.....I like a mixture of everything really!!

8. Least favorite bands: I hate any kind of Europop and dance music that seems to be in full swing here. There are also British bands like Travis and Coldplay that I really can't stand.

9. How long have you been coming to Metal Sludge?
I have been visiting Metal Sludge since 2000 when I saw it mentioned in a television documentary here. I have been addicted since!

10. Being that you are from London, have you ever posed topless for Page 3 or anything of that nature?
Hahaha! No, I haven't but I do know some very sexy girls who have. I wouldn't say no.....

11. Items I can't live without: My photo albums, my CD's and discman. I can't live without my PC either....It's amazing how dependent you get with these things!

12. What age did you lose your virginity and how was it?
I was a young starter....I was 16 and it was great as it was with someone I was in love with.

13. Why do the English have such bad teeth?
Good question! It seems like a myth that Brits have bad teeth and although this used to be the case, I think we have learned from you guys. I have started noticing middle aged women wearing braces - it's a weird sight to see!!

14. Do you have a rule about how many dates it takes before you let a guy in your pants?
It depends on the guy....It could take a few months or a couple of hours...

15. Tell us about the worst date you were ever on: I once met a guy through a friend and we went out for dinner. He couldn't stop talking about himself all night and I ended up drinking far too much wine that I fell asleep! I woke up when my head thumped the table and he didn't even notice I was snoozing, he just kept going on and on!

16. Have you ever visited America and shagged an American guy?
I have visited America loads of times, I usually go once a year and it is one of the best places to experience ever! Have I shagged an American guy? That would be telling ;o) American guys are sooo nice - it must be the glamorous accent.

17. The way to my heart is: by making me laugh and making me feel wanted. I like it when guys make an extra bit of effort with me.

18. How do you feel about being our December 2003 Sludgette Of The Month?
It feels soooooo great! I am really honoured to be picked and to represent the UK! I am gonna show this to all my mates now :o)

19. Personal Motto: "Never teach a pig to sing, not only will it waste your time but it'll irritate the pig" Cheers guys! xxxxx

Congratulations to Roxana for being our December 2003 Sludgette Of The Month!