SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH

Olivia Daniel
"Ette"

Those of you who are familiar with our Gossip Boards will recognzie this month's Sludgette. It's Olivia, otherwise known as Ette, or should we say SludgEtte!

She's managed to bring us a few captures over the years and is a frequent contributor to the Gossip Boards.

Please welcome our January 2002 Sludgette Of The Month, Ette!

Olivia's Data Sheet

1. Name: Answer from me Olivia:
Olivia Daniel.. Otherwise known as "Ette"

2. Age: 24

3. Height: 5'9"

4. Weight: 115 lbs

5. Measurements: 35- 22- 36

6. Where are you from?
Born in Oklahoma City. Currently live in California.

7. Ambitions: To end up a fat hairlipped transvestite, that lives in Scotti Corabi's homeless shelter.

8. Turn-ons: Sincerity, Honesty, Jim Bob, Nipple rings, Nice smiles, Fat chicks in spandex & Dwarf tossing... (No offense to the little Kingz)

9. Turn-offs: People who Judge other people without getting to know them first, Liars, backstabbers, fog machines and people that take themselves too seriously.

10. What do you do for a living?
I'm a makeup artist. Mostly for Model Portfolios and shit like that. Thinking about going back to school soon.

11. Favorite bands: Sebastian Bach, (Deal with it) Guns N Roses, The Toadies, Poison, Tuff & Megadeth... I could go on and on but I won't.

12. How long have you been coming to Metal Sludge?
Ever since Sebastian linked your site from his message board in 1998. Ironic, don't ya think?

13. Do you still swing from Sebitchian's nutsack or are you over it?
Hahahaha!! Contrary to Sludge-popular belief he's a very cool guy. Yeah he jumped on my ass before but it's been resolved. I would rather someone tell me to my face that they're pissed off at me and have it hurt my feelings for a short period of time, than to find out that they have been talking shit behind my back instead.. (and not be able to trust that person ever again.) I love Sebastian for the same reason that I love Sludge. You guys say whatever the fuck you want to say because YOU want to say it, knowing full well that people will get pissed off and/or offended.. and you could give a rat's ballsack... That kicks ass!!

We all say stupid shit, we're human... It's just that most of us don't have Sludge on our ass reporting it. Of course Sebastian has his faults like we ALL do, and I only defend him when he deserves to be defended. But a lot of the shit that is said about the guy is BULLSHIT. He treats his fans really good... and his hair is always Springtime Fresh... he just needs to get rid of those God awful white pointy boots...Everytime I see those things I get the urge to Canoe down a river in the fucking Ozarks or something.

14. If I came with a warning label, it would read: "Caution: contains small parts"
"May cause Drowsiness" I don't know, How the fuck do you come up with this shit?

15. Would you rather suffer a nerve injury that numbed your entire genital region, or one that made you completely deaf?
Hmmm..Choices choices...
I listened to "Crazy Town's" CD not too long ago.... it caused both of the above to occur.

16. What age did you lose your virginity and how was it?
I was 18.. Dio was playing in the background.. The whole experience was a fate worse than the choices in question # 15.. That's all I want to remember.

17. We've noticed you have a few tattoos. What's up with that?
What's up with BBF's Pigtails? What's up with Jani Lane's "Moons over My hammy" senior breakfast special? What's up with Jerry Dixon's eyebrows? Why is the sky blue? Fuck, I don't know. lol.. I like tattoos I guess :)

18. How do you feel about being our January 2002 Sludgette Of The Month?
I am beyond STOKED!!! It is definitely an honor to be the first Sludgette of the new year, even getting the opportunity to be a Sludgette PERIOD! is awesome!! You guys kick ass and I will always wear my Sludgendise proudly!! A special thanks to all of my friends on the Sludge boards too :)

19. Personal Motto: "Is that a Twinkie in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
(FatBitches RULE!!)

Here's my page for site's I would like to plug (If you don't mind) http://www.geocities.com/coolshitz2002

Congratulations to Ette for being the first Sludgette Of The Year for 2002!