I AM SOBER. I will take my one year cake and coin on August 10th. Do me a favor, worry about your own sobriety and quit taking cheap pot shots at me in the press while acting like a “concerned old friend”. Remember Mark, you were one of my dear old friends who never even called me once while I was in a coma for five days in the hospital. So for you to come off now like you are seriously concerned about my welfare is insulting. You are not fooling anyone, certainly not me. I wish you would stop “wishing me nothing but the best” after doing your best to throw me under the bus. I propose from now on, if we don’t have anything good to say about each other, let’s just not say anything at all.

Jack Russell