"The funniest 9/11 story in the world" by Jizzy Pearl

Ten years ago RATT was, Warren, Corabi, Jizzy, Robbie & Blotzer!

This is a short one, really busy with my new meth lab and White Slavery ring, so here goes---

               THE FUNNIEST 9-11 STORY IN THE WORLD

           The year was 2001, I was in RATT and we were on the bus cruising towards Tucson AZ, it was the morning of 9-11…

            I was in my bunk sound asleep, it was around 8:30 or so when all of a sudden the curtain on my bunk was rudely ripped open. I opened my eyes, Bobby Blotzer leaned over and said—

            “WAKE UP! WAKE UP!”

           “What’s wrong?” I said groggily.

           “WE’RE UNDER ATTACK!”

           We’re under attack?  RATT is under attack?   From who…Dokken?

Jizzy