X-Skid Row drummer Phil Varone shows his schlong!

Phil Varone is now slinging schlong in Playgirl

Looks like our old pal Phil Varone has taken it one step further. He use to play drums and do tons of coccaine. Then he almost died. Not sure if that was from being in a band with Sebastian Bach or doing blow - but you get the idea. Then he decided to tell jokes about all this crazy rock n' roll life. Soon he started telling the world about how much he beats off. Now he's just flat out said: "Hey, look at my cock and balls!" Or at least that what we're fearing is the case. Not that the staff of Metal Sludge looks at Playgirl regularly, but if this is the "Male" version of Playboy - we are disturbed to ask: "Are we gonna see Phil's asshole too?"

Please someone make it stop. There has to be a line drawn. What next, a Phil Bukkake video?

To go to Phil's official website and order this filth click >HERE<

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