Jizzy Pearl releases his 3rd book UNHAPPY ENDINGS!

Looks like a Hardy Boys cover!

The following has been taken from www.jizzypearl.com

JIZZY'S THIRD BOOK UNHAPPY ENDINGS PICKS UP WHERE ‘ANGST FOR THE MEMORIES' AND ‘CRICKETS' LEAVES OFF, 240 PAGES OF RANK HUMOR, FRANK COMMENTARY AND GLORIFIED AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL DRUG-INDUCED NONSENSE! THE FIRST 100 BOOKS SOLD WILL BE PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED BY JIZZY HIMSELF, DON'T WAIT!!

Let's quickly disect this, shall we?

240 PAGES OF RANK HUMOR, Wondering if there is any mention of Bobby Blotzer & the whole Cheesecake theory. 

FRANK COMMENTARY - Who the fuck is Frank & why is he commenting?

AND - The word And is overrated, use "&" instead & save space on the Internet.

GLORIFIED AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL DRUG-INDUCED NONSENSE! Oh cool, a book about CC DeVille, Jani Lane & Steven Adler!

THE FIRST 100 BOOKS SOLD WILL BE PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED BY JIZZY HIMSELF - Quick question for Jizzy. What are you gonna do with all the extra autographed copies lying around?

DON'T WAIT!! - Threat, promise, or hype?


On a more serious note, props to Jizzy. He's got more 'work' to show for his 20+ years of dedication in this filthy fucking industry than most! Books, Cds, tours & a small tribe of psycho fans. He's kind of like Gene Simmons without the wig or the 100 million in assets.

Go buy his book or he might have to stay in Ratt another summer.

www.jizzypearl.com

He's also going to tour Europe with Love/Hate this spring.