23 QUESTIONS WITH...
Actress, Supermodel, Mom, and Nikki Sixx's Wife
Donna D'Errico!
| It's Christmas week, and as a gift to all our Sludgeaholics, we present you with 23 Questions with Donna D'Errico! In our opinion, this is one of the best interviews we've done and it is a Christmas gift to all of you! As most of you know, Donna is married to Motley Crue's Nikki Sixx. She was also Playboy Playmate of the Month for September 1995, Playboy cover girl for November 1996, a star on Baywatch and Baywatch Nights, and other cool shit like that. If you wanna know more about Donna's bio than go to fucking E! Online or some shit like that. Donna was so honest and brutal in this interview, she is the 3rd receipt and 1st female winner of the
Metal Sludge Super Balls Award! |
METAL SLUDGE SUPER BALLS AWARD
Actually, we were going to give Donna the first Metal Sludge Super Tits Award, but we were too lazy to come up with a pair of flying tits, so instead we'll just stick to the flying Super Balls Award we already have. If somebody out there feels more creative than us and wants to create a Super Tits Award for Donna that is as good as our Super Balls Award, then send it to us. In the meantime, Donna gets the Super Balls Award! Congratulations Donna!!
Thanks goes out to Donna's old man Nikki for hooking us up with her.
Here is everything exactly the way Donna sent it back to us. Enjoy!
Donna: SORRY I TOOK SO LONG!!! HERE YA GO---ENJOY!!
1. What are you currently up to? This is your only chance to plug your shit. Donna: OUTLAW USA CLOTHING (ME & NIKKI'S CLOTHING LINE)...'CANDYMAN DAY OF THE DEAD' HITS BLOCKBUSTER DEC 19TH....FILMING MY OWN SHOWS FOR NEW COMEDY CHANNEL ON THE INTERNET 2. You recently flew to Japan and had quite an experience. For those Sludgeaholics who aren't aware of the story, could you tell them about it?
OKAY, WELL I WAS EN ROUTE TO TOKYO FROM LAX AND WANTED TO GET SLEEP ON THE PLANE SO I WOULD BE ABLE TO BE AWAKE WHEN I GOT THERE (THE DAYS AND NIGHTS ARE OPPOSITE FROM HERE)....COULDN'T SLEEP, SO I TOOK A PRESCRIPTION SLEEPING PILL...STILL COULDN'T SLEEP..A BIT LATER I HAD A GLASS OF WINE...STILL NOTHING...HAD ANOTHER | 
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Now was that interview the bomb diggity or what? I'm sure if you're Tommy & Pam then you probably didn't dig it, but we can't please everyone.
We enjoyed this interview so much we are going to go over the highlights with you. It's the post game wrap up. Let's take a look at some of what Donna said, shall we?
First she said Kiss should call it a day. How can you argue with that? Right away, we knew this was going to be a good interview.
When we asked her if Pammy had acting talent, she said:
"NORMALLY I WOULD HAVE SAID SHE HAS NO, LET ALONE GREAT, ACTING TALENT. HOWEVER AFTER SEEING HER CRY OVER TOMMY ON JAY LENO A FEW TIMES LAST YEAR, I'D SAY THEY GAVE THE OSCAR TO THE WRONG CHICK....ON THE OTHER HAND, DIDJA SEE GWYN CRY?"
In other words, she said all her crying was a fucking act. Donna is correct cause Gwyneth Paltrow didn't cry at all! Now that we look back, Pam was robbed! Maybe Pam can win next year.
When we asked her if her and Nikki would plant their kid's placenta in the backyard, she said:
"WHAT THE???!!!!! EEEEEWWWWW!!!! THAT IS THE GROSSEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD OF! WHAT THE FUCK WOULD ANYBODY WANNA DO THAT FOR? PARDON ME WHILE I GO BARF..."
In case you didn't know, Pamela buried her sons' placenta in the backyard over the Summer. Hey, if she wanted to do that, whatever, but at least keep it private! Instead she went on numerous talk shows and talked about it like she was plugging a TV show.
For our Rate-A-Guy, she rated Bret Michaels, Gene Simmons, Lars Ulrich and Scott Baio all 1's out of 10. Kid Rock got the best score of a 6, while Donna has no clue as to who Mark McGrath is. Or so she says. Of course he's the singer of Sugar Ray. She probably would have given him a 1 anyways. Nikki has her trained well.
Then she goes on to say Tommy Lee should get a smack in the mouth, and of course who can deny that?
And next comes the quote of the year, if not the century. Here is her opinion of Pamela Anderson.
"IF SHE HAD AS MANY DICKS STICKING OUT OF HER AS SHE'S HAD STICKING IN HER, SHE'D LOOK LIKE A PORCUPINE"
That, by far, is the best quote Metal Sludge has ever heard and one of the most brutal slams we've ever printed!! It's brilliant! Donna should come write for us. Let's take a look at that one more time in slow motion.
"IF SHE HAD AS MANY DICKS STICKING OUT OF HER AS SHE'S HAD STICKING IN HER, SHE'D LOOK LIKE A PORCUPINE"
It just gets better every time we read it. That is the perfect quote to end the millennium on. We suggest Nikki work that line into the next Motley record. Fuck that, he should make that Motley's next album title!
Then on top of that, when we asked her what percent of the time Pam is full of shit, Donna said:
"BASED ON MY BELIEF THAT SHE IS COMPLETELY SINCERE IN HER DUMBNESS, I'D ACTUALLY SAY 0%"
Hey, that ain't too bad. In a round about way Donna said Pam was honest!
Then we asked about the Pam/Tommy sex video. Donna had this to say about that:
"NEVER---WE WOULD BE HONEST ABOUT SELLING IT FOR A PROFIT, NOT MAKE UP SOME STUPID STORY ABOUT IT BEING MYSTERIOUSLY "STOLEN"...WHO WOULD DO THAT?"
So basically Donna is saying that Pam & Tommy are full of shizznit about it being "stolen." It does seem that Pam & Tommy do plug that video all the time cause it's even shown in Tommy's video for "Get Naked." For having their privacy invaded so much, they certainly mention it a lot. Donna then said she preferred Baywatch over VIP and Slaughter over Warrant cause she'd rather laugh than vomit. So as far as Donna is concerned,
VIP & Warrant = vomit.
Slaughter just gets laughed at, which is good enough for us. She also said that Nikki is allowed all 3 inputs, so you have to applaud that! Plus she alluded that Nikki & Donna MIGHT have had a threesome before, so again, MAD LUV and Props to Donna for being down with that. She did say there probably wouldn't be any more Playboy shoots, so that's kind of a disappointment. But she didn't say anything about not posing for Swank, so there's always hope! | 
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When we asked Donna about Pamela's plastic surgery and if she had any ribs removed, she said:
"THANKFULLY, I DON'T HAVE FIRST HAND KNOWLEDGE OF EITHER ONE. TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T ASK ME ABOUT HER EATING HABITS."
Ahhh, so does Pam have some sort of fucked up eating habits?? Is she bulimic or something? Interesting....
Her Word Association was just as good, as she called Gene Simmons WIG BOY and Warrant FLASH IN THE PAN. Limp Bizkit is ON LAST LEGS. And let us not forgot Tommy Lee being an A.A.W.B. (AFRICAN-AMERICAN WANNA BE). The last diss of Carmen Electra as CELEBRITY LEECH was a nice way to round out the Word Association.
On a scale of 1 to 10, we rate this interview a 10!
Now if Pamela would like equal time, we'd be glad to give it to her. However, we won't be holding our breath. We doubt her handlers would let her answer our questions.
Now here are the links, plugs, and other shit.
First you have Motley Crue's Official site at www.motley.com.
Then you have Nikki's Record label at www.americoma.com. You can find out info on Laidlaw, Flash Bastard, 1958, and whatever else Nikki has up his sleeve.
After that you have Nikki & Donna's clothing line at www.outlaw69.com or www.outlawusa.net. Both links will take you to the same place.
Last but not least, you have Donna's Official site at www.DonnaDerrico.net. However, the site is not totally up yet, but we'll let you know when it is.
So there you have it. Our Christmas gift to all of you! So Merry Christmas to Donna, Nikki, the kids, and all our Sludgeaholics worldwide!
Now send us some fucking gifts.
