METAL SLUDGE'S DVD REVIEWS
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This new section will be reviewing DVDs. That's why it's called Metal Sludge's DVD Reviews. If it said Metal Sludge's STD Reviews, then we'd be reviewing STD's, but it doesn't say that, it says DVD's, so thus we'll be reviewing DVD's. Get it?

Back in the 80s and 90s, a lot of bands put out Home Videos. But now it's a new era and bands are putting their shit out on DVD. So every so often, we'll scam a DVD and review it. Like our other reviews, this is completely pointless and is just a way for us to stroke our own egos and pretend that people really give a shit what we think. Humor us.

Here is a breakdown of our rating system.

Packaging
This is the first thing you see in a record store. Does the cover make your nuts dance? Does it part your butt hair? Does it make sense? Does it come with a cool booklet? That's what we'll let you know!
1 = Generic as fuck. Probably just a black box with no insert.
2 = This sucks. Who's kidding who?
3 = Unoriginal and boring.
4 = Not quite average, but a little bit of thought went into it. A little.
5 = Since this is 5, that means it's average, stupid ass. What else would a 5 out of 10 mean?
6 = Decent.
7 = This is cool. It's thought out and makes sense.
8 = This looks really good and has plenty of info.
9 = Almost perfect!
10 = Top of the line shit!

Content
The main portion of the DVD. The goods. The reason you're fucking buying this thing.
1 = You'd rather have Mike Tyson punch you in the genitals repeatedly than watch this piece of shit.
2 = You would be better off throwing your money out of a moving car.
3 = Totally underwhelming.
4 = Not worth buying, but if you can steal it, what the hell.
5 = Worth watching once and that's about it.
6 = A bit above average, nothing too exciting, but not bad.
7 = Better than 6!
8 = Not as good as 9!
9 = Great entertainment!
10 = Almost as good as porn!

Extras
These are the cute little things that are added on. They're not a part of the main program but are supposed to enhance your viewing pleasure. This would include a Commentary Track, pictures, discography's, bonus videos, Easter eggs. etc.
1 = Zero. Zip. Nada. Not a God damn thing.
2 = Halfassed. They would have been better off not even trying.
3 = Probably just a lame discography or some pictures that'll you'll never watch.
4 = Barely enough.
5 = Worth going through once but nothing that stands out too much.
6 = Good enough.
7 = This is cool.
8 = Definitely worth looking at.
9 = Break out the popcorn and check this out!
10 = The Extras are better than the main portion of the DVD. Worth buying for this shit alone!