Sludgette Of The Month

 We've been doing our Sludgeaholic Of The Month since September of 2000 and thought it was time to give the girls something. So we created the Sludgette Of The Month!
We have no idea why we didn't start doing the Sludgette Of The Month when we started doing the Sludgeaholic Of The Month. Maybe we were secretly gay at the time. Who knows? It's a mystery that will probably never be answered.

What does it take to be a Sludgette Of The Month?
Tits!

That, and you need to be wearing a Metal Sludge T-Shirt, Baby Doll, or Tank Top! No exceptions! Otherwise, it's like wanting to be a Playboy Playmate but not wanting to get naked. It just ain't gonna happen!
So if you have a Baby Doll, Tank Top, T-shirt, or Jersey, just send us your picture and maybe you'll make the grade! Send it to sludgemail@metal-sludge.com and address it as Sludgette Of The Month. Not every chick will get to be Sludgette Of The Month, so don't take it personally if you get denied like a fat chick outside of Motley's tour bus.

By being Sludgette Of The Month you'll get tons of exposure and lots of guys will want to get in your pants! You can't lose. After a year of this we'll let the Sludgeaholics vote for Sludgette Of The Year! You could even win not so valuable prizes!