Bret Michaels farting in video premiere for his new fragrance Roses & Thorns Cologne.
BMB — Who could have imagined that the lead singer of Poison, and Rock of Love sex symbol would consider farting as a promotional angle for his new line of fragrance. But that is exactly what this looks and sounds like. Thank God we can’t smell the video. But for those who need to smell better, Bret’s new scented ROSES & THORNS COLOGNE will be available in the spring of 2014.
According to Bret Michaels official Youtube channel the new fragrance line is described below.
Pre-order Bret Michaels’ “Roses & Thorns” cologne today and make your perimeter excite and ignite the senses! An exhilarating scent with a mysterious kicker…leading to sexy results! Let your reputation of smell good precede you, get the cologne that both men and women love.
This awesome scent is available for pre-order now by visiting http://www.BretMichaels.com
What more could Bret Michaels want? Or need. The guy has had more TV shows than Rick Allen of Def Leppard can count on his fingers and sold so many records he doesn’t even need panelling on his walls. Why is that? Because they are covered with gold and platinum plaques. At this rate with the TV stuff, we might see Bret on TV longer than Bob Barker. And he’s 90.
So what does a guy need who’s had it all?
A perfume of course. Or shall we call it a fragrance. Maybe a cologne if you will. That’s exactly it. So without too much more gibberish, here is Bret Michaels Roses & Thorns Cologne promo clip below.
Wait. One more thing.
Now to be clear, we’re not 100% sure – but unless there is a really bad edit, or a sequence of events and sounds that line up in just too ironic of an order it appears that Bret is rocking beef in this clip. He literally bends over and blows ass at the 2:22 mark of the promo clip.
We’ll let you decide, and check out the still frame we snagged. If that isn’t a biscuit drop mug we don’t know what is.
Watch the recently posted video for yourself and you decide.
At this exact spot in the promo clip Bret lets go of some deadly gas.
Roses & Sludge