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Darren Smith of Red Dragon Cartel Issues Statement, “No excuses. I Fucked up!” Read The Full Statement Then See His Semi Nude Photos And Pink Bunny Suit.

Darren_Smith_Apology_2_2013Darren Smith of Pink Dragon Cartel – Photo courtesy of Facebook

 

Darren Smith of Red Dragon Cartel Issues Statement; “No excuses. I Fucked up!”

 

The World Wide Web — After a whirlwind 72 hours of mayhem following the RED DRAGON CARTEL debut show the bands singer breaks his silence.

Darren’s statement below was posted today on the bands official website. This new statement comes on the heels of an apparent band statement  that was full of excuses.  The band statement blames everything from bad monitors to bad American cough syrup for the singer’s horrible performance last Thursday at the world famous “Whisky-A-Go-Go”.   How bad was it? Well, it can only be described if one would dare to watch the video clips found in our Friday the 13th article.

So with that said, we’re posting Darren’s statement below along with some photos we grabbed from Darren’s official Facebook page.

Darren_Smith_Apology_1_2013Darren’s official apology to fans of Red Dragon Cartel & Jake E. LeeDarren_Smith_Apology_3_2013Darren shows off the deli tray meat back stage.
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Pink Dragon Cartel Baby Tees coming soon!
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Darren shows off his lack of pubes up in Canada!

 

Hey Darren,

You did fuck up. And we give you props for stepping up like a man and owning it.

It appears you are kind of a funny guy based on these whacky photos you have all over your Facebook. We can dig that, cuz we’re funny too. But to be clear, you have a job to do in Jake’s band. We’re gonna go out on a limb and guess it shouldn’t involve pink bunny suits, being semi nude on stage, or getting super sloshed pre-show. So know you are officially on notice to step it up son.

Metal Sludge would like to welcome you to your new found celebrity.

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