"The funniest 9/11 story in the world" by Jizzy Pearl
Ten years ago RATT was, Warren, Corabi, Jizzy, Robbie & Blotzer!
This is a short one, really busy with my new meth lab and White Slavery ring, so here goes—
THE FUNNIEST 9-11 STORY IN THE WORLD
The year was 2001, I was in RATT and we were on the bus cruising towards Tucson AZ, it was the morning of 9-11…
I was in my bunk sound asleep, it was around 8:30 or so when all of a sudden the curtain on my bunk was rudely ripped open. I opened my eyes, Bobby Blotzer leaned over and said—
“WAKE UP! WAKE UP!”
“What’s wrong?” I said groggily.
“WE’RE UNDER ATTACK!”
We’re under attack? RATT is under attack? From who…Dokken?