Five Finger Death Punch getting a little desperate?
100 ladies for free to see these rock hunks.
This has got to be one of the lamest pr stints to ever grace rock n’ roll.
Coming from the modern "nu metal" heavy, angry bad ass band Five Finger Death Punch. 5FDP have had some pretty fair acclaim from the critics for their music and live show. And now they are pimping a food truck with amazing food aka Death Punch Lunch? And putting out press releases for ladies to come to the show for free.
We understand the ladies for free plug. Afterall, what sane attracitve woman would move her schedule around or shell out thirty bucks to be spooked by Chaka from Land of the Lost and friends.
But the Death Punch Lunch.
Are you cereal?
If Poison or Motley would have done this the critics and industry would have slayed them. This very band would have slayed them.
The release describes the burger and it’s toppings: "Applewood smoked bacon, pepper jack cheese and beer-soaked onions."
Applewood smoked bacon? WTF! This is whack.
Our guess is the sales of this new disc "War is the Answer" is falling a little short of their debut "Way of the Fist" and it’s sales. So, they have reached out a little bit to broaden their fan base.
Maybe they think that people who like hamburgers have not heard about the new disc yet?
As of this week "Way of the Fist" has sold 378,250 copies. And "War is the Answer" has moved 157,201.
Those are very respectable numbers. But this whole burger deal sucks worse than the bassists ability to shave or trim that nest on his face.
Here is the press release put out today.
"FINGER" FOOD: LA Heavy Metal Burger Joint GRILL ‘EM ALL to offer Five Finger Death Punch burger"
After conquering the charts with their new album, War Is the Answer,Five Finger Death Punch are looking to get into the food business.
On Wednesday, January 20th from Noon to 2pm ONLY, LA-based heavy metal burger truck Grill ‘Em All will be offering a new menu item: a burger specially designed by the band Five Finger Death Punch. The “Death Punch- Lunch” which contains Applewood smoked bacon, pepper jack cheese and beer-soaked onions will only be available this Wednesday in Los Angeles from noon- 2pm on Venice & Grand View in West LA, by Floyd’s Barber Shop.
Grill ‘Em All is offering the burger in celebration of Five Finger Death Punch’s upcoming headlining tour, which kicks off Thursday at the House of Blues Anaheim with special guests Shadows Fall, God Forbid and 2Cents. At most dates, the first 100 women to line up get in free. For a list of all tour dates, please visit or see below.
5FDP have sold over 500,000 albums worldwide, and their new album War Is the Answer debuted at # 7 on the Billboard 200. Their current single, “Walk Away” is rushing up the Active Rock and Alternative charts, and their winter US headlining tour is already primed to be another huge success.
Grill ‘Em All is a fresh new theme for the mobile restaurant food market specializing in gourmet hamburgers. Launched one month ago in Los Angeles, Grill ‘Em All offers a startling array of gourmet burgers with themes directly influenced by Heavy Metal music and pop culture. Amazing food mixed with a sly nod to the music, movies and culture that is the rotten, beating heart of their world. Finally, La has a food truck for people who carry the rock and roll flag. The truck will be visible at the coolest parties, concerts and events serving great food, music and a lot of good times. Grill ‘Em All is lead by the team of Chef Ryan Harkins and Matthew Chernus. For more info, please visit .
WHAT: Grill ‘Em All, mobile burger joint offers special Five Finger Death Punch-designed burger
WHEN: Wednesday, January 21 from NOON- 2PM ONLY
WHERE: Venice & Grandview in West LA
WHY: To kick off 5FDP’s US Headlining Winter Tour
Grill ‘Em All Catering Truck
Five Finger Death Punch Headlining Tour Dates- First 100 Ladies Get In FREE*
1/21 Anaheim, CA @ House of Blues
1/22 San Diego, CA @ House of Blues
1/23 Las Vegas, NV @ House of Blues
1/24 Tempe, AZ @ Marquee Theatre
1/26 Houston, TX @ House of Blues
1/27 McAllen, TX @ McAllen Convention Center
1/29 Dallas, TX @ House of Blues
1/30 New Orleans, LA @ House of Blues
1/31 Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade
2/2 Nashville, TN @ Cannery Ballroom
2/3 Greenville, SC @ Handle Bar **First 50 Ladies get in free ONLY
2/5 Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Chance
2/6 Worcester, MA @ Palladium
2/8 Lancaster, PA @ Chameleon Club
2/9 Jacksonville, NC @ Hooligan’s
2/11 Buffalo, NY @ Town Ballroom
2/12 Flint, MI @ Machine Shop *
2/13 Dayton, OH McGuffy’s House of Rock *
2/14 St. Louis, MO @ Pop’s
2/16 Rapid City, SD @ Rushmore Plaza Civic Center
2/17 Billings, MT @ Shrine Auditorium
2/19 Reno, NV @ Knitting Factory
2/20 Chico, CA @ Senator Theatre
2/21 Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
*“First 100 Ladies in Free” promotion NOT valid in these select markets
Ladies are subject to all venue age restrictions. Contact your local box office for details.
For more information on FFDP please visit or
On a scale of lame to gay, we would rate this pr stint as totally gay.
Come on guys. For real?
They better sell a lot of those burgers to help pay for the extra tour bus. Rumor on the streets is the band can’t get along with frontman Ivan Moody and they are all taking a pay cut so he can have his own tour bus.
Sounds like there is a little LSD going on in 5FDP
Word to rock world, anyone got any old pics of these guys pre Death Punch? You know what we’re looking for. That bearded bassist in bleached hair and a head band or this singer looking like Beaver Cleaver in 6th grade for our exposed section. Bring it.
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