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RUFKM says: “Jani Lane hates the internet, prefers telegraph, smoke signals.”

RUFKM says: "Jani Lane hates the internet, prefers telegraph, smoke signals."

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Jani Lane takes another internet beating.

Ok, here you go guys.

There is a website called ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME that has had our balls in their mouth and throat for months now. Well not really, but close enough.

These guys have sent countless ideas, opinions, questions and various harrassment our way for months, or maybe even years. We lost track. And it’s usually partially funny. Or not at all.

But…

…we will give them this. They are devoted and will not give up. They have sent us nice e-mails, not so nice e-mails, rude e-mails, funny e-mails, and even ones that insult us. How dare they? The E-nerve of these punks.

Anyway, the site is or was heavily influenced by the early years of Sludge, and for that – all of us here, and who use to be, are likely fatter. Or flattered. And bald, but that’s irrelevant. Is that spelled correct?

They got more time on their hands than Sludge did in 1998. Good for them. Sludge is KISS and RUFKM is Pretty Boy Floyd. Keep working guys.



Without any further mumbo jumbo they have a GEM of a fucking article on Jani Lane. Go check it out >HERE< and make sure you tell these clowns that Sludge Evil says hey.

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