Jizzy Pearl releases his 3rd book UNHAPPY ENDINGS!
Looks like a Hardy Boys cover!
The following has been taken from www.jizzypearl.com
JIZZY’S THIRD BOOK UNHAPPY ENDINGS PICKS UP WHERE ‘ANGST FOR THE MEMORIES’ AND ‘CRICKETS’ LEAVES OFF, 240 PAGES OF RANK HUMOR, FRANK COMMENTARY AND GLORIFIED AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL DRUG-INDUCED NONSENSE! THE FIRST 100 BOOKS SOLD WILL BE PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED BY JIZZY HIMSELF, DON’T WAIT!!
Let’s quickly disect this, shall we?
240 PAGES OF RANK HUMOR, Wondering if there is any mention of Bobby Blotzer & the whole Cheesecake theory.
FRANK COMMENTARY – Who the fuck is Frank & why is he commenting?
AND – The word And is overrated, use "&" instead & save space on the Internet.
GLORIFIED AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL DRUG-INDUCED NONSENSE! Oh cool, a book about CC DeVille, Jani Lane & Steven Adler!
THE FIRST 100 BOOKS SOLD WILL BE PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED BY JIZZY HIMSELF – Quick question for Jizzy. What are you gonna do with all the extra autographed copies lying around?
DON’T WAIT!! – Threat, promise, or hype?
On a more serious note, props to Jizzy. He’s got more ‘work’ to show for his 20+ years of dedication in this filthy fucking industry than most! Books, Cds, tours & a small tribe of psycho fans. He’s kind of like Gene Simmons without the wig or the 100 million in assets.
Go buy his book or he might have to stay in Ratt another summer.
He’s also going to tour Europe with Love/Hate this spring.
wed 26th april – bristol, beirkeller
thur 27th – Cardiff the Point
fri 28th april – bradford Rio’s
sat 29th april – nottingham, rock city
sun 30th april – stourbridge, rock cafe 2000
mon 1st may – Gothenburg Musikens Hus
tues 2nd may – SWE tba
wed 3rd may – Växjö Harrys Restaurant
fri 5th may – Bochum Matrix
sat 6th may – Munich Land Unter
sun 7th may – Zurich Rock City