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Paris Hilton more rock n’ roll than Ozzy Osbourne?

Paris Hilton more rock n’ roll than Ozzy Osbourne?


Hey sis, mind if I piss?

This was way too rock n’ roll for Sludge to pass up. This is the kind of shit Tommy Lee or Vince Neil should be doing after a night of blow, bitches and booze!

Ozzy urinated on the Alamo and everyone thought he was such a badass. Well, Ozzy ain’t got shit on Paris Hilton. She is being accused of letting her golden flow all over a cab. And get this, the driver mopped it up with a towel and plans to sue using DNA. How’s that for detective work.

Hilton Publicists Fight Peeing Claim

Paris Hilton’s publicists are trying to silence a Hawaiian taxi driver who claims the socialite urinated in his cab.

Harden Jamison tells the National Enquirer tabloid the hotel heiress was too drunk to notice she’d wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party on Maui.

The disgusted cab driver claims he mopped up the mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton’s own DNA as evidence against her.

Jamison has gone public with his story after getting threatened by Hilton’s heavies, who hitched a ride in his cab, after making it known that he has a towel with the socialite’s urine on it.

He says, "They were all drunk and abusive. I kicked them out and flagged down a cop."

The cab driver claims one of Hilton’s pals offered him $200 for the towel.

A spokesman for Hilton denies the incident.

$ 200.00 for the towel? Sure, if you’re dealing with a street hooker, but this is Paris Hilton, the eBay auction on this thing might make more than the lawsuit. We say mail it to us and we’ll auction it like we did with those Gn’R tickets a few years back.

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