SLUDGEAHOLIC OF THE MONTH
Our March 2005 Sludgeaholic of the Month is somewhat newer to the world of Metal Sludge, but that doesn’t make him any less of a Sludgeaholic. It’s none other than Disturbed M.O.L., who can often be found on our Metal Sludge Gossip Boards, in Sludge Chat, and was even recently spotted holding up a Metal Sludge sign on WWE Smackdown! Plus he even went to our recent Metal Sludge Extravaganza X party in Cleveland over New Years’ weekend, so you know he’s hard core. That sign on Smackdown was more than enough to get our attention, so aside from sending over a couple of hookers with a big jar of vaseline, we couldn’t think of any better way to show our appreciation to Disturbed M.O.L. than to make him our March 2005 Sludgeaholic of the Month. Here he is!
1. Who are you, where are you from, and how old are you?
I am Disturbed M.O.L., I am 23 years old from Akron Ohio.
2. Ambitions: To get laid, paid, and made!
3: Turn-ons: A pretty smile, pretty eyes, honesty, tattoos, and piercings.
4. Turnoffs: Insincerity, girls that play head games, I don’t know… a complete bitch?
5. How long have you been coming to Metal Sludge?
The main page since June and the boards Since September
6. Favorite bands:
Disturbed, Tool/APC, N.I.N., Slayer, Pantera (RIP Dime), Ozzy/Sabbath, Korn (I know I am going to get a lot of shit for that one), Black Label Society, Sepultura (Max)/Soulfly, Otep, System of a Down, My Ruin, Mushroomhead, Bile, K.M.F.D.M., Deftones, G’n'R, Velvet Revolver, Soil, Corrosion of Conformity, Down, Jane’s Addiction, Alice In Chains, Rage Against The Machine, Fear Factory, ICP, Twizted, Audioslave, Incubus, Type O Negative, Chimaira, Cradle of Filth,RHCP, Dimmu Borgir, Hatebreed, Children of Bodom, Motorhead, Shadows Fall, Lamb of God, White Zombie/Rob Zombie. Damn there are waaaaaaaaay too fucking many to list.
7. Least favorite bands:
This list would be even longer, but I hold a particularly strong hatred for such groups as Good Charlotte or any of those pop punk bands. Creed, Nicklecrack…. and oh yeah… FUCK FRED DURST!
8: What do you do for a living?
I am currently exploring my options in the job market (a.k.a. I am currently unemployed)
9: Any formal education?
I have a few years of college under my belt.
10. What?s with your name ?DisturbedMOL?? Are you a big fan of the Disturbed home DVD or something?
Well, I am a big Disturbed fan and there is a song called "M.O.L." from Disturbed. It is an acronym for Meaning Of Life. When I came to the boards I wanted something to signify that I was a Disturbed fan, and I wanted something cool sounding so I came up with DisturbedMOL. I do own a copy of the DVD.
11. You recently made a Metal Sludge sign and took it to a WWE Smackdown event, and you were even seen with it on television (and very prominently too)! We couldn?t be more pleased about that. How did you get away with it,and how has your life changed since that fateful 17th day of February?
Simple, I was close enough to the ring and Gund Arena security were cool with me going up to the aisle to get a little closer to the ring.
I want to thank J.J. Brooks for taking screen shots and getting them up for me.
Can you find Disturbed M.O.L.’s Metal Sludge sign on WWE Smackdown?
12.You also went to our Metal Sludge Extravaganza 10 this past New Year?s Weekend in Cleveland. Thank you for coming! Please name your three fondest memories of MSEX for us so we can gloat.
1.Nate. S. Axel letting me crash in his hotel room with Frog, and getting to hang out with him Frog, and Xiola Blu X
2.Getting to meet the man himself. Stevie Rachelle.
3.A bunch of wierdos snorting cocaine off of the toilet seat of our hotel room. oh… and beating up a beligerent pop machine.
13. If you could spend an hour in a cheap motel room with any of our past Sludgettes of the Month, who would it be and why?
Elise, I mean who doesn’t love a beautiful blonde with a club foot and a pee fetish? I’d dress up like a hobbit for her anyday!
14. The Last of DisturbedMOL:
Last CD you purchased = The Feeding by American Headcharge
Last fast food drive-thru you hit = Wendy’s
Last famous person or celebrity you met = Stacy Kiebler
Last present someone gave you = A big bottle of Jagermeister.
Last porn site you looked at = myfreepaysite.com
Last time you got fucked up = Last Tuesday
15. How do you feel about being our March 2005 Sludgeaholic of the Month?
I feel great. It is a true honor. I love coming here and going to the boards and to chat (hey RPB, Nate, Froggy, Woody, CMK, Rhiann, Sully, Zillah, Xiola, MTE, Foxxxy, and everyone else in chat that isn’t a complete tard). I don’t think I have ever left this place without cracking up. It is awesome.This is the shit… and the ultimate honor, no fucking question about it.
16. Personal Motto: "Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat" ? Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
We have the strange feeling that we’ll be seeing more of Disturbed M.O.L. in the future. We actually couldn’t be happier about that! He’s cool.
Let this be a lesson to aspiring Sludgeaholics: get seen on televsion with a Metal Sludge sign, and we’ll probably make you a Sludgeaholic of the Month too. It’s pretty hard to impress us, but that Smackdown thing definitely was over the top. How cool is that?
Congratulations to Disturbed M.O.L. for being our March 2005 Sludgeaholic of the Month!