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Sludgeaholic of the Month – November 2004, KillDieDead



This month’s Sludgeaholic of the Month should be a familiar figure to those who frequent our Metal Sludge Gossip Boards. It’s none other than KillDieDead! And being that the presidential election takes place this month, KDD is a perfect fit for the title of Sludgeaholic of the Month. Why, you ask? Read on and you’ll find out!

1. Who are you, where are you from, and how old are you?

My name is Harold Burton AKA KillDieDead AKA KDD. I am from Dayton, Ohio and I am 29 for the 3rd time.

2. Ambitions:

Short term, I would like to get my band Decay – (winners of the sludge battle of the bands thread) site up.. all we have now is an ezboard located at http://www.decaymetal.tk … There’s not much there at the moment but its better than nothing.

KillDieDead3. Turn-ons:

I have been drawn to the "preppy" chicks (they usualy have some money in their bank account :) ) the preppy chicks and the slutty metal chicks with their bangs teased up to Jesus gets my stick stiff.

4. Turn-offs:

Chicks that can’t handle the fact that my guitar will always come before them. I can’t stand chicks that pre judge people and those clinging girls … their the worst.

5. How long have you been coming to Metal Sludge?

I have been coming to sludge since I got on the net. I remember back when I was on a webtv box, the Rec.Music.Artists.Kiss group turned me onto sludge and I have been coming back everyday since then…. I’d say 6 years. give or take.

6. Favorite bands:

Lately, I have been jamming on the new Lamb of God, Josh Todd, Brides of Destruction, Children of Bodom, a lot of old school thrash like Destruction, Exodus, Testament, some brutal death metal like Deicide, Suffocation, Broken Hope, Cannibal Corpse, Cradle of Filth. hell I could go on for days…

7. Least favorite bands:

hmmm … I can’t stand Pearl Jam.. 99% of the nu metal bands out there. I would name names but I have no clue what they call themselves.. the shit all sounds the same to me. I do however like Disturbed. and Fuck a bunch of the rap shit.

8. What do you do for a living?

Right now I am in between jobs (no more Kali-Pizza for me) but I do have a few guitar students and I am putting a cover bar band together just for the cash.

9. Any formal education?

I am a produkt of the publik skool sistem.

10. 5 CDs you can?t live without:

only 5?? damn … lets see .. in no order and this could change by the time I am done with this

Motley Crue – Shout at The Devil
Iron Maiden – Live After Death
KISS – Alive
Obituary – Cause of Death
Malevolent Creation – The Ten Commandments

11. Yes or no, have you ever:

Shook hands with a senator or governor = No

Jacked off while watching the presidential debates = Only when Ma Babs is on the screen.

Eaten a meal cooked by Jani Lane = Who in the fuck is Jani Lane? …. No

Done the Chicken Dance = After seeing the vid that Crouching Stoner Hidden Bong took, I have been known to bust it out after a few 6 packs:)

Considered running for public office = No

12. If you could bang any one of our Sludgettes of the Month, which one would it be and why?

I ain’t gonna touch this one with a ten foot pole! There’s too many hotties to pick from.

13. You went to a presidential campaign rally wearing a Metal Sludge shirt. That?s hard core! What inspired you to do that and did any Secret Service agents blow you any shit about it or anything?

I was wanting to get a capture with Bush… I knew that there was no way that I would get a proper capture, but I figured what the hell .. I’ll get there early and get close enough to have a pic of me and him in the background. We got kinda close… but there was 25 thousand people there in a small area … there was no way it was gonna happen… I did get a few people give me the horns and do the obligatory "Metal-Sludge" to me ..

GWB Rally
KillDieDead’s view of the presidential rally. Those sharpshooters on the roof are
actually admiring KDD’s Metal Sludge shirt through their binoculars!

KillDieDead14. Do you really have a cross burned into your forehead?

No … That’s in reference to Glen Benton (my Avatar) funny story about Glen, He was asked what he tells his kids about the cross in his head and he replied "I just tell them that I was running in church and fell."

15. How do you feel about being our November 2004 Sludgeaholic of the Month?

It fucking sucks man … what did I do to deserve this ??!! Just kidding.. It’s way cool to be on the best metal page on the net. And I am in great company with the title S.O.T.M.

16. Personal Motto:

"Respect is something that you earn – Not walk away with overnight"
Decay – What You Fear Most

Too bad KillDieDead didn’t get that presidential capture, but that was definitely an ambitious attempt. Now that he’s officially been designated a Sludgeaholic of the Month, the secret service probably won’t let KDD anywhere near any elected official ever again!

Congratulations to KillDieDead for being our November 2004 Sludgeaholic of the Month!

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