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Sludgeaholic of the Month – September 2004, Angry Jewboy

 

SLUDGEAHOLIC OF THE MONTH

Angry Jewboy

This month’s Sludgeaholic of the Month should be no stranger to those who frequent the Gossip Boards. It’s none other than Angry Jewboy! Just why is he an angry jewboy? Read a little further and you just might find out for yourself!

Congratulations to Angry Jewboy for being our September 2004 Sludgaholic of the Month!

1. Where are you from and how old are you?

LOS ANGELES AND 36

2. Ambitions:

THAT’S LIKE ASKING ME WHAT I WANNA BE WHEN I GROW UP..HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW? I LIKE TO OWN A HOUSE THOUGH…IT’S TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE IN L.A.TO BUY AND I’M NOT MOVING FROM HERE.

3. Turn-ons:

UNDERSTANDING MY FUCKED UP SENSE OF HUMOR..PAINTED TOE NAILS..

4. Turn-offs:

BAD BREATH, NASTY LOOKING FEET, AND RUDE PEOPLE.

5. How long have you been coming to Metal Sludge?

ABOUT 2 YEARS. BOOKMARKED THE SITE AND CHECKED IT OUT FOR A FEW MONTHS THINKING IT WAS A JOKE..THEN STARTED POSTING WHEN I REALIZED IT WAS A JOKE..

6. Favorite bands:

Old School Angry Jewboy!PLAYING NOW: REVLON RED, MOTOCHRIST, BRIDES OF DESTRUCTION, MURDERDOLLS, PINT SIZE, THE DRUTS, SOCIAL DISTORTION, AND KING DIAMOND

OLDER STUFF: DLR ERA VAN HALEN, GNR, (FIRST 3 RECORDS) METALLICA, MOTLEY CRUE, LA GUNS, IRON MAIDEN, JEWDAS PRIEST, BLACK SABBATH, DIO, RATT, FASTER PUSSYCAT, VAIN, THOR…YES I SAID THOR, L.A.’S WASTED YOUTH, BLACK FLAG, LED ZEPPELIN, AND MERCYFUL FATE. THERE’S A LOT MORE BUT THESE ARE THE BEST OF THE BEST..

80’S L.A. CLUB BANDS I USED TO SEE AT THE CLUBS ( I STILL LISTEN TO THEM QUITE A BIT): ODIN, PANDEMONIUM, BLACK N BLUE, V.V.S.I., MAX HAVOC, HANS NAUGHTY, WARRIOR, STEELER, LIZZY BORDEN, LONDON, HELLION, MALICE, SOUND BARRIER, JOHNNY CRASH, AND BITCH, TO NAME A FEW

7. Least favorite bands:

NEW SCHOOL COUNTRY AND RAP MUSIC. I CAN TOLERATE JUST ABOUT ANY TYPE OF MUSIC EXCEPT THOSE.. AS FAR AS BANDS GO, I CAN’T STAND WINGER, SLAUGHTER, DAVE MATTHEWS, CREED, LIMP BISKIT, STRYPER, AND A LOT OF "POWER METAL".SOME OF THE GROWLING DEATH METAL BANDS ARE JUST SO BAD….

8. What do you do for a living?

I DO THE BILLING FOR A BIG ACCOUNTING FIRM..WE CATER TO CELEBRITY CLIENTS, ATHLETES, AND PRODUCTION COMPANIES….

9. What’s up with the name ‘Angry Jewboy?’ Please explain:

WHAT’S TO EXPLAIN? I’M USUALLY PISSED OFF…MOST PEOPLE HATE JEWS SO IT’S KINDA FUN TO BE THE ANGRY JEWBOY.. I DO HATE ALMOST EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE THOUGH…BUT I’M STILL A PEACEFUL QUIET DUDE IN PERSON.I JUST TALK SHIT
UNDER MY BREATH..THERE ARE SOME REALLY STUPID NYMS ON SLUDGE WHICH I WON’T MENTION COUGH*SOLDIERUNDERCOMMAND*COUGH..JUST KIDDING DUDE.HE’S LIKE 6’4" 250 POUNDS.SO THAT’S ONE GUY I’M NOT GONNA PISS OFF..

10. If you could have sex with one of our Sludgettes of the Month, who would it be?

EVELDICK’S DAUGHTER WILL BE ATTENDING COLLEGE IN THE FALL….WASN’T SHE A SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH???

Angry Jewboy's Dog!11. When not posting on the Gossip Board, I can most likely be found:

AT CLUB VODKA, WATCHING T.V., OR WATCHING T.V., WALKING MY DOG, SKATEBOARDING, EATING AT CARLS JR., OR TROLLING EBAY..I WATCH A LOT OF T.V.

12. Give us 5 good reasons to live in Los Angeles:

1. THE MUSIC SCENE
2. THE RAINBOW / SUNSET STRIP
3. BEST BURGERS IN THE WORLD..MARTY’S, CARNEY’S, TOMMY’S, PINKS, JUST TO
NAME A FEW..
4. THE WEATHER
5. IT’S NOT THE MIDWEST

13. How has Metal Sludge affected your life?

I SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THE BOARDS..IT’S JUST LIKE WHEN I FIRST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE LOCAL METAL CLUB SCENE YEARS AGO..IT CHANGED EVERYTHING FOR ME…I WAS AT SHOWS ALMOST EVERY WEEKEND FOR YEARS..NOW WITH SLUDGE, THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL HAS STARTED OVER AGAIN..I WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOWN ABOUT A LOT OF BANDS IF IT WEREN’T FOR METAL SLUDGE……I USED TO BE ALL ABOUT SKATEBOARDING, BUT IT’S KINDA WEIRD GETTING ALL STOKED ABOUT WHEELS AND TRUCKS…I’D RATHER TALK ABOUT MOTLEY CRUE AND BRIDES OF DESTRUCTION…

14. When was the last time you got laid?

3 DAYS AGO

Angry Jewboy15. How does it feel to be our September 2004 Sludgeaholic of the Month?

IT’S PRETTY FUCKING COOL..SLUDGE IS SORTA LIKE AN UNDERGROUND THING TO ME…METAL HAS ALWAYS BEEN UNDERGROUND AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED..FINDING SLUDGE AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT POST ON THE BOARDS HAVING SOMEWHAT THE SAME TASTE IN MUSIC IS FUCKING KILLER…WHERE ELSE CAN YOU DISCUSS BRET’S WIG, REVLON RED, FASTER PUSSYCAT, HOW MUCH PRETTY BOY FLOYD, TRIXTER, AND LOVE/HATE SUCK, ETC. ON A DAILY BASIS?.BEING BIG MAN ON CAMPUS FOR A MONTH IS PRETTY COOL TOO.BUT I CAN’T HELP BUT WONDER IF SLUDGERS WILL READ THIS AND SAY "WHAT A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG!"…HMMMM

16. Personal Motto:

DON’T HAVE ONE..BUT I’LL TAKE THIS TIME TO GIVE MY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH..

SLUDGE KICKS ASS…I’VE MET SOME VERY COOL PEOPLE HERE…I’M NOT GONNA MENTION ANY OF THEM THOUGH..THIS IS MY 15 MINUTES..SO WATCH FROM A DISTANCE… BUT I HAVE TO GIVE THANKS TO DJ WILL FOR THE HOOKUPS, REVL’ON RED AND MOTOCHRIST FOR KEEPING THE L.A. SCENE ALIVE, AND TO CLUB VODKA AND PALADINOS FOR SOME GOOD ENTERTAINMENT. AND IN CLOSING, I’D LIKE TO THANK THE SLUDGE AUDIENCE FOR ALMOST NOTHING….SINCE I OFFICIALLY HAVE NO LIFE NOW.

ODIN..ODIN..ODIN

There you have it. Angry Jewboy might want to get that stuck Caps Lock key fixed, but otherwise, it’s all good.

Congratulations again to Angry Jewboy for being our September 2004 Sludgeaholic of the Month, just in time for our 6th Anniversary!

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