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Sludgeaholic Of The Month – April 2001, Billy Evans

 

SLUDGEAHOLIC OF THE MONTH -
April 2001


Billy Evans

You might remember Billy as the Sludgeaholic who captured 22 rock stars at NAMM a few months back. Since he put in such a tremendous effort, he easily deserves to be our Sludgeaholic Of The Month!

1. Where are you from?
Currently living in Sin City… moved here from San Diego almost a year ago

2. Ambitions: To come into a TON of money, buy a private island and party with all of my friends… oh yeah, and to be happy with life.

3. Turn-ons: My wife

4. Turn-offs: Everyone else

5. What do you do for a living?
I’m a monkey trainer for a blind, one legged man that competes in ass kicking contests… no really, I’m in construction.

6. Any formal education?
Somehow made it through high school and some college… even without being in class very often.

7. Favorite bands: Aerosmith, the REAL Guns N Roses, Motley Crue, Tuff, Poison

8. Least favorite bands: I HATE MICHAEL STIPE AND DON HENLEY or any band that claims them as members – stick em in a gas truck and light ‘em up! the whiney bitches.

9. How long have you been coming to Metal Sludge?
around a year… i found the link to Metal Sludge on the Stevie Rachelle website.

10. How did you end up at NAMM?
I drove there…. no really, my best friends mom runs it. i get free passes every year.

11. When was the last time you got laid?
Monday

12. What’s up with the green hair?
It makes me an unforgettable character…besides, I got bored and figured at least it would kill an hour.

13. People think I’m….. Everybody loves me. I get people remembering the time and date that they met me… I have total strangers stopping me to tell me their life story… and if I go to Disneyland… I spend roughly an hour taking pictures with most of the Japenese population!

14. The most spontaneous thing I’ve ever done is…. My wife, mother-in-law and I were in Hollywood just hanging out and we saw that the Tower Records on the Sunset Strip was having a meet and greet with Black Sabbath. We went in, bought the c.d. and proceeded to stand outside for 5 1/2 hours to meet them. Got to the door to go inside and was told that only one of us could go in because there was only one VIP pass per c.d…. My wife and mother-in-law waited in a coffee shop across the street until I came out.

15. How do you feel being the Sludgeaholic Of The Month for April 2001?
I feel as excited as Julia Roberts did at the Oscars, however, I can’t bring myself to make such an ass of myself.

16. Personal Motto: SPREAD THE SLUDGE
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN FUCK

Congratulations to Billy for being a hardcore Sludgeaholic!

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