BEST OF SLUDGE WITH…
Motley Crue bassist NIKKI SIXX
Over a 30 month period between May of 1999 & October of 2001 Nikki Sixx did 3 interviews with Metal Sludge and answered 76 questions. Some were brutal, some personal, and then there was some pure Sludge like questions. But Nikki pulled down his pants, whipped out his ball sack, said suck this bitch – and answered every single question. We even asked him why he was such a piece of shit for cheating on his wife, and he took it like only Nikki can. Here are select questions from those interviews that will make you laugh, smile, and maybe even maybe even piss your pants.
To read each of these interviews please follow the links below.
3-Wind with Nikki Sixx, 10/8/01
1. If you had a gun to your head and HAD to take 2 out of these 3 bands out on tour, who would it be and why: Slaughter, Warrant, or Poison?
i would die
2. How many wigs have you seen Mick wear since 1990?
3. Two old road tales questions! Is it true you guys would make groupies get on their knees, lick cum out of your hands backstage and tell them to make a cat sound (Meow-meow) while doing it? And what’s the sickest thing you’ve ever done to a groupie, providing our previous question isn’t your answer?
yes. refer to my book coming out in a few years
4. Has Tommy ever smacked either you, Vince, or Mick?
never me or mick..but ive seen him an vinnie get into alot
5. During your last tour, what percentage of the time would you say that Vince was singing in key?
6. Here is some word association. We mention a word, and you give us your thoughts. For example: Yoko Ono / Pamela Anderson
Gerri Miller: true fan
Britney Spears: who??
Dana Strum: im not sure who that is
Lars Ulrich: ego boy
Jani Lane: nice guy
Gene Simmons: rich guy
Sebastian Bach: funny guy
Aerosmith’s Nine Lives Album: get your wings
John Corabi: lost guy
7. How long will it take for the Motley Crue/Megadeth tour to end because you and Mustaine can’t get along? And how did you hook up with Megadeth?
DAVE SEEMS TO ME TO HAVE A CLEAR VISION OF WHAT HE WANTS. I CANT FIND A FAULT IN
THAT. WE TEND TO NOT REALLY CHUM AROUND WITH THE OTHER BANDS ANYWAY SO IF IT WAS TO BE A BAD BLOOD TOUR (YES, WEVE HAD THEM BEFORE), WE WOULD JUST STAY AWAY FROM EACH OTHER. IVE MEET DAVE BEFORE AN HE ALWAYS WAS COOL TO ME….
8. On a scale of 1 to 10, rate the following bands on how much you’d like to tour with them. 1 being you have no desire to tour with them at all, and 10 being a band you’d definitely want to hook up with.
Poison = 0
Ratt = 0
Warrant = 0
Kid Rock = 5
Sevendust = 6
Marilyn Manson = 6
Marvelous 3 = (?)
Pantera = 8
L.A. Guns = 5
Kiss = 4
Limp Bizkit = 3
Ozzy = 9
Metallica = 7
9. When you wife Donna did 20 Questions with us she said the following about Pamela Anderson: IF SHE HAD AS MANY DICKS STICKING OUT OF HER AS SHE’S HAD STICKING IN HER, SHE’D LOOK LIKE A PORCUPINE. Our question is, was this her line or did you feed it to her?
SHES IS WOMAN HEAR HER ROAR…..
10. Do you have custody of all your kids, or do just get them on the weekends? How does that all work?
50/50 CUSTODY. THEY LIVE WITH ME AND DONNA FOR 7 DAYS THEN THERE MOMS FOR 7 DAYS (1 MILE AWAY)..THEY JUST COME OVER WHEN EVER THEY WANT TOO…ITS VERY RELAXED…
11. How many dates did it take you to get into Donna’s pants?
SHE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE TWO WEEKS..I SAY THE FIRST NIGHT…SHE WAS DRUNK AND ITS
MY STORY..SO ILL TELL IT ANYWAY I WANT
12. What does the name KISS and Gene Simmons mean to you? Also tell us a little Gene & Nikki story?
I LOVED KISS…AND GENE WAS THE COOL ONE…OF COURSE. WE WERE WRITING A SONG TOGETHER AN I WROTE THE LYRICS TO GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS, GENE SAID THEY WERE TOO RADICAL AN COULDNT GET ON THE RADIO..SO I PUT THEM TO MOTLEY CRUE MUSIC AND IT WAS A HUGE HIT. FUNNY,YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA GO…YOU SHOULD NEVER PRE- JUDGE
13. You really don’t look 40s and you still have all your hair. Do you think all the drugs you did in the 80s had anything to do with that?
I VE BEEN TOLD I LOOK UNDER 30…IM 41….ITS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING OTHER THAN GENETICS…..AND HERION….
14. If Tommy calls you in a year and asks to come back to the band and that he made a mistake, would you take him back?
PROBABLY NOT, IM REALLY HAPPY WITH RANDY. NOT TO SAY I DONT HOPE TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN ((IN MORE THAN A FEW E MAILS TYPE WAY)) WITH TOMMY…I MEAN.. WE DID GROW UP TOGETHER…HES JUST GOING THRU SOME CHANGES…..ITS ONLY LIFE
15. Dave Mustaine said the following in our 20 Questions with him last month, "They cut Anthrax’ pay completely and cut ours down by $5,000 instead of sending home one of the extra trucks of bullshit and dancers. If they had sent home all of that stuff and just played, all three of us would have been able to play. They told everyone about why Anthrax was not on the tour, and that we both were going to get more time and Megadeth did not get one second more. It was about the money, the tour was a losing venture and should have been shut down sooner. The only reason we even considered playing on that fucking disaster was because our friends in "Thrax" were on it.I would rather have my testicles eaten by Hannibal Lechter than tour with them again." What do you have to say about that?
DAVE HAS A WAY OF DISTORTING THINGS TO MAKE HIMSELF SEEM SO WISE AND ON TOP OF IT. TO BE HONEST IF HE WAS SO ON TOP OF IT WHY WAS HIS BAND ONLY DRAWING 500 PEOPLE A NIGHT ON THE MAX TOUR?? WE WERE THE HEADLINERS, SO WHY WOULD WE SEND HOME PRODUCTION SO WE COULD CHEAT OUR FANS OUT OF A LESS THAN OVER THE TOP SHOW?? ANTHRAX WASNT CUT IN PAY,THEY WERE CUT FROM THE TOUR…BETWEEN THEM AND MEGADETH THEY WERNT DRAWING FLIES((EXCEPT WHEN DAVE OPENED HIS MOUTH AND TRIED TO BE WITTY WITH HIS ONSTAGE BANTER). I HAVE MUCH RESPECT FOR ALL THE GUYS, BUT DAVE DOESN’T WANT TO FACE THE FACT THAT IS WASN’T THEIR SHOW. I WAS THE ONE WHO FOUGHT FOR BOTH BANDS ON THE TOUR. I WAS TOLD FROM THE GET GO THE PACKAGE WASN’T AS STRONG AS THE HEADLINER….ALSO, DAVE DIDN’T SEEM SO EAGER TO SEND THE BACKGROUND SINGERS HOME WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO FUCK THEM THOUGH, DID HE??
16. What’s the best story about you that you don’t remember doing, but were told you did?
PUNCHED TOMMY IN THE FACE AT THE LEXINGTON QUEEN IN TOKYO IN 87.WE PLAYED 4 SOLD OUT SHOWS THAT WEEK AND HE WOULDN’T TALK TO ME…I DONT REMEMBER DOING IT….
17. When was the last time you did the following drugs:
Cocaine =3 MONTHS
Heroin = 1 YEAR
Pot = 10 YEARS
Speed = 15 YEARS
Crystal = NEVER
Cigarettes = GOT ONE IN MY HAND RIGHT NOW
Alcohol = 3 MONTHS
Prozac = JUST SNORTED SOME
Morphine = 10 YEARS
18. Rate the following drummers on their chances of drumming for Motley Crue. 1 being no way in hell and 10 being somebody you’d consider.
Brent Fitz =WHO?
Rikki Rockett = 1
Vikki Foxx = ?
Scott Travis = WHO?
Tommy Lee = 10
Randy Castillo = 10
Samantha Maloney = NEGATIVE 10
Phil Varone = WHO?
Bobby Blotzer = 1
Dave Grohl = 5
Blas Elias = WHO?
Lars Ulrich = 0
19. What do you think about John Corabi going from being the lead singer in Motley Crue to playing rhythm guitar in Ratt!?
WELL, HE IS A PRETTY COOL GTR PLAYER
20. Has Nikki Sixx ever:
Drove drunk within the last year = YES
Jacked off in your hand and tasted it =NOT THAT I RECALL
Had a finger in your ass = LAST NIGHT…DONNA GIVES GREAT FINGER
Cheated on a wife while she was in the same house = YES
Wanted to beat Carson Daly’s ass = WHY?
Blown a guy for a hit of smack = NOT THAT I RECALL
Talked shit about Metal Sludge to another star = NEVER
Had a medical enema = FUCK,WHERE CAN I SIGN UP?
Lit your own farts with a lighter = YES
Barfed during sex = YES
21. We did an interview not long ago with Keri Kelli from Slash’s Snakepit. He said the following about you, "We were at the same hotel and besides him ripping some shit off from Slash back in the old days, which we don’t back, um, there was some fucking tension in Japan. The motherfucker looked at me and I, I…..asked him…..It was after we were out with Vince all night. Me and Blackout got in a little trouble with Vince and the next day down in the lobby and uh, we were trying to figure out who’s cars, in Japan all these like little minivans they drive you around in, there was like 10 minivans outside, and I go, "Ahh shit, well here’s everybody lets get the fuck out of here." So we walked outside and I see Nikki, um which I had no problem with really before that, and I told Nikki, I go, "Hey man, I don’t know who’s cars are who’s." Mother fucker looked at me for like….3 seconds, you know a foot from my face, and then he turns around and walks away. I don’t know what that was all about. So I didn’t think that was cool." What do you have to say about that?
WHO IS THIS CLOWN???
22. Metal Sludge Self Indulgent Question:We’re the only people you’ve talked to in months. Why us? Is it because we’re just that good?
CAUSE YOU GUYS BEGGED ME ON YOUR KNEES LIKE THE WHORES THAT YOU ARE..
23. Do you feel alone in Motley Crue knowing Tommy bailed to be a rapper, Mick has a bone disease and has trouble moving, and Vince is just a useless, fat, drunken golfing mess?
YOU GUYS CAN BE SUCH ASSHOLES SOMETIMES HAHAHAHA…THAT’S WHY I LOVE YOU
24. How much of a piece of shit do you feel like for cheating on Donna while she was pregnant?
DUDE, IF YOU WERE ME,YOU WOULDVE BLOWN YOUR HEAD OFF…ITS SOMETHING ILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR..DONNA DIDN’T DESERVE WHAT I PUT HER THROUGH…SHE’S A SWEET, LOVING, WONDERFUL (NOT TO MENTION FUCKING HOTTEST) WIFE A MAN COULD EVER ASK FOR..I FEEL BLESSED THAT I AM STILL ABLE TO HAVE HER IN MY LIFE
25. Time for Metal Sludge’s Word Association. We mention a name and you give us your thoughts.
Dave Mustaine = LOST ANGRY LITTLE BOY
Scott Ian = COOL DUDE
Butch Walker = GOOD GUY,TALENTED
Fred Durst = WHATS UNDER THAT DAMN CAP
Riki Rachtmen =CATHOUSE
Korn = COOL GUYS
Ginger from The Wildhearts = ROCKSTAR
Paul Gargano =??
Kurt Cobain = SAD FOR HIS DAUGHTER
Randy Castillo = MY FRIEND,SURVIVOR
Axl Rose = WOW, I FORGOT ABOUT HIM…
Sylvia Rhone =BUSINESS WOMAN WHO FUCKED UP.HARD HEADED,VERY SMART…BUT NOT TOO STREET SMART
What can be said but Nikki Sixx rules. Except for when he’s full of shit, on drugs, cheating on his wife, or exaggerating some Motely crap like Vince sings in key 90% of the time! Yeah right, thats like saying Axl Rose is not a lunatic. Thanks for reading our debut Best of Sludge featuring Nikki Sixx.