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Sludgette of the Month – January 2005, Lourdes Lucas

 

SLUDGETTE OF THE MONTH
January 2005 Sludgette of the Month
LOURDESS LUCAS!

The very first Sludgette of the Month for 2005 is none other than Lourdes Lucas! "Who the hell is that," you ask? Well, not only is she a Sludgeholic, and a hot one to boot, but her big brother is none other than former Alice Cooper guitarist and Metal Sludge 20 Questions alumnus, Mr. Kane Roberts! Let’s find out more about Lourdes and check out some pictures of her, shall we?

Lourdes Lucas1. Name and age: Lourdes Lucas 24 years old. What am I a car?? You thinking of buyin me?

2. Height, weight, and measurements: 5ft. 7.120lbs..36/29/35

3. Where are you from?

I’m a Cajun girl. New Orleans, Louisiana; Did u know crawfish piss through their face?

4. Ambitions: to never think of the future, and to live each moment as an eternity.

5. Turn-ons: I like comedians and musicians, black hair is nice, I love to quote lines from movies, I like people who are quick of mind and body, who possess a gritty sense of humor and who are genuine and extraordinary. I
can honestly say that I don’t know anyone that’s normal. Meeting Alice Cooper was a massive turn on for me. The trip started with me getting in a car accident (on my birthday no less) and ended with me in Alice’s Suburban on our way to dinner.


Alice Cooper captures our January 2005 Sludgette of the Month!

6. Turn-offs: Liars.

Lourdes Lucas7. List some bands: I like all things cool, but the 80’s reconstruct and tear down my hymen everytime. Til Tuesday, Simple Minds, Faith No More, Ministry, KMFDM, Go-Go’s, Duran Duran, Guns n Roses, Foreigner, Motley Crue, The Who, Madonna, Elvis, Van Halen, The Monkees, Echo n the Bunnymen, INXS, Men Without Hats, Def Leppard, Crystal Method, Hal Sparks Band …

A. Least Favorite: pop boy bands, Creed, The Osmonds

B. Most Favorite: Alice Cooper / NIN / Underworld / Depeche Mode / Prodigy

8. The most spontaneous thing I’ve ever done: everything I do might very well fall under the category of spontaneous. I think I got married once. that was wild. In Ibiza, I had sex in a hanging cage on stage once. The cage was spinning, the music was loud and there were flames everywhere as part of the show. the decision to do that was literally on the spot. and yes it was very hot!

Lourdes Lucas9. When did you lose your virginity and how was it?

my brothers ex-girlfriend in the back of church. I was 13 and she was 20 I think. To this day, no one knows how the statue of the Virgin Mary fell.

10. If I could change anything: The hellish nightmare that is the public restroom. Someone should invent a disposable cone for women ,so they could stand at a urinal when they piss.

11. List your top 3 hot celebrity dudes and chicks that you would like to meet.

A. Dudes: Brent Spiner (Data- Star Trek), Paul Ruebens, Jim Carrey, Steve Martin. 4 is better than 3.

B. Chicks: Sandra Bullock, Lisa Marie Presley, Angelina Jolie, Adrianna Lima

12. What exactly do you do for a living? You better ask somebody bitch!

Lourdes Lucas13. The way to my heart is: make me fall in love with you. be honest, be romantic and shave your ass.

14. Tell us about your Kane Roberts connection.

Incestuous

15. Did you know that Madonna named her daughter Lourdes? How does that make you feel?

Could be worse. I thank God everyday she didn’t name her daughter Cocksucker.

16. What was the first-ever concert that you attended?

Black Sabbath in Houston, Tx. I was 18 and I sat on stage while they performed and then I got to hang out with Billy Gibbons.

Lourdes Lucas17. What is the best way to make you have an orgasm?

A. take a shower
B. use soap.

18. How did you find out about Metal Sludge?

I remember when Metal Sludge first came out and you guys were bagging on all the spandex faggots (myself included), then of course when you guys interviewed Kane

19. How do you feel about being our January 2005 Sludgette Of The Month?

As far as I’m concerned, Metal Sludge is the only true rock website with full on attitude in existence. I’m honored to have my ass on your hot site!

20. Personal Motto: Language is a virus from outer space, confusion makes conversation.

So there you go — the first Sludgette of the Month for 2005! Say nice things about her or her brother will come find you and beat you like a dog.

Lourdes also has her own Web site, so if you didn’t get enough pictures of her here, check her out on the Web at www.lourdeslucas.com.

Congratulations to Lourdes for being our January 2005 Sludgette of the Month!

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