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Sludgette of the Month – December 2004, Tamar and Sharon

 

SLUDGETTE(S) OF THE MONTH

Tamar and Sharon!

Happy Holidays! To all the Sludgeaholics this season, we’re happy to present to you a very special gift. It’s our first Twin Sludgettes of the Month! That means they look alike, in case you were wondering what that meant. Anyhow, they’re both hotties, and very down with the Sludge. What more could you ask for in a pair of Twin Sludgettes?

Congratulations to Tamar and Sharon for being our Sludgettes of the Month for December 2004!

Tamar and Sharon1. Name and age:

Tamar | 27
Sharon | take a wild guess

2. Height, weight, and measurements:

5’4" | 105lbs | F.U.
5?2? | F.U. | F.U. (I look good, whassup!)

3. Where are you from?

Southern California… like, the valley
yeah? totally

4. Ambitions:

To succeed in my career, my future family goals and life in general. Oh… and to make out with Jon Bon Jovi.
Same here? but I don?t want Jon Bon Jovi. We don?t share men? I?ll take Bret Michaels please. Sisters before misters.

5. Turn-ons:

Smart boys who speak English properly, a sense of humor, ambition and drive, boys who don’t slut around, boys who adore me to pieces and trust me enough to let me play with Pet Productions girls www.petproductions.com represent!
Intelligence, strength (physical and emotional), ummm? and a guy with tattoos and big biceps (hi, Bad Ass Frank!)

6. Turn-offs:

Man whores, apathy, beer bellies, jealousy and any body odor… barf!
Stupidity, weakness (physical and emotional), ummm? a guy who looks like he?s wearing hair pants

Tamar and Sharon7. List some bands:

A. Least Favorite?

Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, Stryper and Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park? whiny raspiness, yuck! And the Darkness? sorry, I just don?t get it.

B. Most Favorite?

Bon Jovi, Poison, Warrant, Tuff, Agrokulcher, Depswa
Ramones, Poison, Bon Jovi, Whitesnake

8. The most spontaneous thing I’ve ever done was:

Trip to Vegas with a girl I met online
Went to Arizona with a girl I met online (love you, Melissa!)

9. When did you lose your virginity and how was it?

I was 15. It sucked. I just wanted to get the first few times over with so I could start enjoying it.
I?m still a virgin

10. If I could change anything:

I probably wouldn’t.
I don?t regret anything I?ve ever done; I learn from my mistakes and everything I?ve been through has made me the person I am today.

11. List your top 3 hot celebrity dudes and chicks that you would like to meet:

A. Dudes?

Tamar or Sharon. We're not sure which.Jon Bon Jovi, Nikki Sixx and Justin Timberlake ::drool::
Bret Michaels, Brad Pitt and Jude Law (slurp!)

B. Chicks?

Masuimi Max, Pamela Anderson and Mandy Moore
Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie (DSLs) and Paris Hilton (I like slutty girls)

12. What exactly do you do for a living?

I’m a graphic designer. I design shit. Corporate ID, brochures, trade show displays, etc.
I work at an advertising agency, planning and buying media (Hi, Seth? I know you?re reading this!)

13. The way to my heart is:

Not annoying me, giving me lots of attention and good spankings.
Don?t smother me, you pussy!!! Give me chocolate and lotsa oral pleasure? double yum.

14. What is it like being a twin?

What is it like not being a twin? Douche.
It?s, like, so weird cuz sometimes I feel pain when she gets hurt and we can communicate telepathically and stuff. Oh? and when you?re born a twin, you come with these special rings and one can turn into water or water-based matter, while the other can take the form of a non-human animal. You just have to chant ?Wonder Twin powers ACTIVATE!?

A. What are the good points?

Tamar and SharonYou earn points on the hotness scale and you have a best friend by default.
I told you? the rings!

B. What are the bad points?

People compare you or look at you as one person.
Questions like these

15. Speaking of twins, what do you think of Alex & Rich our twin Sludgeaholics from October 2002?

They’d be hotter if they shaved.
I think I?ve seen them before? are they in Slayer or Sepultura?

16. What was the first ever concert that you attended?

Warrant, Trixter and Firehouse at the Universal Ampitheater
Same? we were together

17. What is the best way to make you have an orgasm?

Oral… yum
Yeah? Tamar and I are alike in many ways

18. How did you find out about Metal Sludge?

I was lured in through an anonymous tip by the CEO back in ’99
From Tamar? she?s always more up-to-date on what the young kids are up to, whipper snapper!

Varla Magazine cover19. How do you feel about being our December 2004 Sludgettes Of The Month?

I?m so happy to follow in the footsteps of other great Sludgettes such as Sherry ?Rockphoto?
Hold on? I prepared a speech for this very moment? I?d like to thank? James J for taking such pretty pictures of us (shameless plug: www.petproductions.com) and Varla Magazine for being such a cool rag www.varla.com (women and music? what more can you ask for?)

20. Personal Motto:

No good deed goes unpunished.
Life is short and youth is even shorter!

Well, we hope you enjoyed learning about our first-ever Twin Sludgettes of the Month! Can it get any better than that? (Well, besides triplets, but don’t press your luck.)

Congratulations again to Tamar and Sharon for being our December 2004 Sludgettes of the Month!

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