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Sludgette of the Month – March 2003, Katie “Rizzy” MacDuff



Katie "Rizzy" MacDuff

This month’s Sludgette is our first British Sludgette Of The Month! On top of that, she’s bi-sexual! So since March is the month of St. Patrick’s Day and Britian is close to Ireland, we’ve picked Katie to be our Sludgette for March!

Katie’s DataSheet

1. Name and age: My Real Name is, and yes, don’t laugh, Katie MacDuff. But people generally call me Rizzy. I’m 18.

2. Height, weight, and measurements: 5.7", god knows what weight I am (scales and I don’t mix) and all I know about my measurements is that I’m 38DD.

3. Where are you from?
I was born in Eastbourne in England, but I live just outside of Glasgow in Scotland UK.

4. Ambitions: Well it used to be, play on Wembley stage, but that’s a bit impossible now cos they knocked it down. So I’d say to sing on stage with Duff McKagan. Oh, and a few more like to have a threesome with Ette and HMLQ, but then, everyone would love that! And to own Chris Jerico, so I can pet him and feed him… yeah.

5. Turn-ons: long hair, tattoos, piercings, big breasts (on women of course!), leather, pvc, huge fuck off hair that gets stuck in doorways and all the ho’s on the ho board!

6. Turn-offs: short hair, smelly feet, bad breath, Robbie Williams and evil bouncers.

7. Favorite bands: Guns N’ Roses, Hanoi Rocks, Queen, Skid Row, Dogs D’Amour, Quireboys, Faith No More, Soundgarden, Diamond Dogs, New York Dolls, Ozzy Osbourne, Bon Jovi (on occasions), Led Zeppelin & Robert Plant, Alice Cooper and my brother’s band the SkarSoles! :)

8. What do you do for a living?
I work for my mother’s whisky bottling company. It sucks, believe me.

9. How long have you been coming to Metal Sludge?
Hmm.. since early 2000, I think.

10. You mentioned that you are bi-sexual. Please describe your first sexual encounter with a girl and are you the aggressor or are you passive when you’re with a chick?
OH, I’m always the dominating one, if I’m with a girl or a guy. First experience wasn’t very good, cos she stank of sour milk, which wasn’t nice. But I got her off, so I’m pretty pleased with myself.

11. You’re English, so are you embarrassed about Kelly Osbourne representing your country?
Tell me about it. I love Ozzy’s music, but Kelly’s a bit of a dog, cos she thinks she’s so special cos she’s outspoken etc. But every teenager’s like that!

12. If you could have sex with any Sludgette, who would it be?
Mehehe, Can I have a few of them? Ette, Jay, & Tina please :) I’ll film it!!

13. What’s up with that tattoo on your left arm? What’s the story there?
It’s my version of the Gn’R tattoo that Duff has on his arm, and under it it says Believe In Me, which was the name of his first solo album. Duff’s the biggest idol I’ve ever had, and ever since I first saw him I was just so taken aback by him that I wanted something to represent him that will be with me forever. Does that make sense? :)

14. You mentioned that you currently live in Scotland. Have you ever seen the Loch Ness Monster or any Leprechauns?
LOL Leprechauns are Irish! :P But now you mention it, I’ve always wondered why little green men wander around Glasgow. I’ve been to Loch Ness plenty of times, but no monster. At least, I
don’t think so.

15. When did you lose your virginity and how was it?
I lost it when I was 16, to my boyfriend who was 24. It was shit! He blamed the fact that he lasted two seconds on my groaning! Arsehole.

16. Since you are English, how many days of the month are you typically drunk?
I’d say about 20 of them!

17. The way to my heart is: to wear big shoes

18. How do you feel being our March 2003 Sludgette Of The Month?
Oh, it’s the best. I’ve always wanted to be one and I lost hope a while ago, but when I got your email, I screamed! :) You guys are the bomb!

19. Personal motto: Fuck it, before it fucks you.

Congratulations to Rizzy for being our March 2003 Sludgette Of The Month!

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