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Sludgette of the Month – July 2002, Laura Ward



Laura Ward

Laura is our first Latin Sludgette Of The Month! Who needs Shakira or Jennifer Lopez when we have Laura Ward?

Laura’s Data Sheet

1. Name: Laura Ward

2. Age: 29

3. Height: 5’2"

4. Weight: approx 135 lbs, scales are forbidden in my house!

5. Measurements: 38D-32-40

6. Where are you from?

Born in Monterrey, Mexico, raised in Chicago, IL, and currently residing in Cleveland, Ohio

7. Ambitions: To raise my 23 month old daughter (Selena Cheyenne) and give her the life I didn’t have when I was a kid, to pay off most of my debts and actually have money to put into my savings account, to someday make it out to CA to visit family and friends out there (you know who you are).

8. Turn-ons: sex, drugs n rock n roll!! lol….seriously though, long dark hair, light eyes, full lips, tan skin, manly men, hickboys, tattoos, piercings, self confidence, motorcycles, fast cars, bass players n guitarists


9. Turn-offs: short haired preppy types (Abrocrombie & Fitch sucks), shaved heads, mullets, buttrock metal guys who still dress like it’s 1989, snobs, racists, sissy boys, dorks, uneducated people, beards and mustaches, missing teeth, poor hygiene, loser guys that use lame pick up lines, such as "I lost my number, can I have yours?" Blah!!!

10. Favorite bands: MOTLEY CRUE (someday I WILL meet Sixx), Shock Cinema, old Metallica (RIP Cliff), Slayer, WASP, Beautiful Creatures, Poison, Ozzy, La Guns, Hanoi Rocks (RIP Razzle) , Bon Jovi, Shotgun Messiah, Ramones (RIP Joey & Dee Dee), Trash Brats, Pretty Boy Floyd, Cinderella, Ratt, Vain, Cherry Bang, Big Bang Babies, Marvelous 3 .. most buttrock, old school hair metal bands! It’s the music I grew up with and I’ll always be a metal head!

11. What do you do for a living?

Besides going to clubs and checkin’ out bands? I work full time for 2 Orthopaedic surgeons….my job itself isn’t so bad, but most of our patients are morons! When I get home from a busy day at work, I pour myself a glass of wine, light up a cig and relax!


12 When did you lose your virginity and how was it?

I was 16, he was 17…both of us were virgins…needless to say, it wasn’t a very good experience. I couldn’t understand what all the excitement was about. It also hurt like a bitch!

13. Every woman should have: a vibrator!

14. Being Latin, what are your thoughts on Shakira?

Shakira is hot! I love her, great hair, beautiful face, killer body, awesome voice….she is definetly on the top of my list along with Selena (RIP), Jennifer Lopez, Thalia, Paulina Rubio and any other hot Latina chicks that rock!

15. Five movies I’ve watched numerous times: Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Breakfast Club, Grease, Clueless, American Pie 1 and 2!

16. Approximately how many guys have you kissed?

More than 15, less than 20!

17. The way to my heart is: sweetness and romance

18. How do you feel about being our July 2002 Sludgette Of The Month?


19. Personal motto: "Beauty is Pain", " Dress to impress"

Congratulations to Laura for being our July 2002 Sludgette Of The Month!

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