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Sludgette of the Month – October 2001, Melissa Rose


Sludgette Of The Month

Melissa Rose

Who says we don’t hook up the Sludgeaholics? This month’s Sludgette Of The Month is almost naked! Well sorta of. She sent us a bunch of photos showing off her body, and that’s good enough for us!

So welcome our October Sludgette Of The Month!

Melissa’s Data Sheet

1. Name: Melissa Rose

2. Age: 25

3. Height: 5’3 although that is rare, seeing I’m never without spiky heels

4. Weight: 105

5. Measurements: 34C – 24 – 32

6. Where are you from?
Long Island, NY

7. Ambitions: Since my life has already been a rollercoaster ride, for now, I plan to see, touch, smell and hear all the things in this world that interest me and look dam good doing it!

8. Turn-ons: Music, Motorcycles, Fast Cars. Rough Hands, Hard Bodies, Long Hair, Humor & Chivalry

9. Turn-offs: Lies, Selfishness, Poor Hygiene, A man with pants jacked up to hi or pulled down too low.

10. What do you do for a living?
Listen to people bitch and complain about their phone lines in their businesses and homes and if I feel like it that day, decide whether or not I am going to send some technician who will probably just make it worse, out to fix it. Gee, I know I shouldn’t mention the company name after that statement. But hey, it sure as hell pays the bills and for my pretty little baby-2000 Celica GT.

11. Favorite bands: Poison, Mr. Big/Billy Sheehan, Blue Murder(-remember them?), Winger (yes you may laugh), Aerosmith, Zeppelin, Bonham, Matchbox 20, The Black Crowes, Stabbing Westward, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi and so many more ………. but just to show how the spectrum changes I must also mention Rick Springfield. Now that threw ya, huh?

12. How long have you been coming to Metal Sludge?
Probably since around the time the Poison tour started last summer and haven’t stopped hitting it ever since.

13. You have a website. What’s that all about?
More or less- animals, music, my life and more hot pics of me!

14. What age did you lose your virginity and how was it?
Funny story- ya know how we’ve all gotten caught by our parents doing something sexual? Well, picture little ol’ me age 16, finally getting the balls to allow some guy to lay me down and deliver when bam! my Grandmother walks in the room! Talk about bad experience. Let’s just say he didn’t have much to begin with (I wanted to start out slow! haha) and after he saw my Grandmother’s face- it completely disappeared. Poor thing, he was probably traumatized by the experience also. Needless to say we never tried that again. I got wise and stopped playing with little boys!

15. From the looks of your pictures, we take it you’re completely shaved?
Of course, been that way since it started growing. I saw no reason for it back then and felt it got in the way anyhow. Guess I had some foresight on the world I was entering.

16. Ever kiss another girl?
Can’t say I have and I know its a disappointment but women just don’t do it for me. They are missing those extra appendages.

17. The way to my heart is:
The quickest route? Doesn’t take a whole lot. Be honest with me and every now and then treat me like I am your "rock star". Any musical capabilities-use ‘em, I’m a sucker for that!

18. How do you feel about being our October 2001 Sludgette Of The Month?
Considering back in the 80’s as a child what my age was, anyone that looked at me the way I’m sure men may look at me now would seem criminal, almost disgusting. But being a woman that is stuck in the 80’s today and to be featured on a website that is dedicated to my favorite men is a total turn on.

19. Personal Motto: "Don’t piss me off, I already have a headache"
"Once again we are hearing your voice when no one wants to listen to it"

Congratulations to Melissa for being our October Sludgette Of The Month! To visit Melissa’s website, you can go to http://www.melissarosex.com

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