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Stevie Rachelle, 6/29/01

 SUPER BALLS AWARD 

WASP GUESTBOOK FUN!


Stevie Rachelle talking shit at our Metal Sludge Party, June 27, 2001

Whether you like Stevie Rachelle or not, you have to admit his email he sent us yesterday was one of the most honest and brutal emails we’ve gotten since Joey Allen use to email us. And after discussing it around the Sludge Campfire last night, and after listening to the Slugeaholics, we’re giving the Super Balls Award to Stevie Rachelle. To read the entire email, read Ozzy’s FU Award.

So in honor of the honesty and shit talking, we’re presenting Stevie Rachelle with the…


METAL SLUDGE SUPER BALLS AWARD!

This is probably the only thing Stevie has ever won or accomplished, so we’re happy we can contribute!

Now we past this post onto Ozzy Stillbourne.

From Ozzy Stillbourne:

Since I put up that post last night, the WASP Guestbook has gotten about 40-50 pages of rants by the Sludgeaholics! This just goes to show me that the Sludgeaholics have our back and that it’s not good business to fuck over Metal Sludge and the Sludgeaholics.  

So here is a collective of some of the Guestbook entries.  I’d figure I’d post them here before they get deleted so you can enjoy them. I’ll also make some fucking comments along the way and rate some of these rants. My rating will be on a scale of 1 to 10. I will say I’m feeling happy now, which is rare, and I’m feeling generous.  I get all tingly and warm inside when shit like this goes down and it’s one of the few things that actually makes me happy, other than the bottle or some greeny green.

Name: SLuDGeFieND
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://www.metal-sludge.com
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: hell
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Hello, this is Melvin Tinkle from Chock Full O’ Notes, a group that travels from retirement home to retirement home performing hits from the 30s and 40s. I’m afraid Darrell Roberts is going to have to decline the invitation to join WASP. You see, Darrell may be joining Chock very soon, and the weekly salary is $355. I’m afraid we cannot allow one of our members to be associated with a PUSSY band like WASP. We like our crooners a little more hardcore. We have discussed the matter with Darrell. Upon hearing that he might be considered for the slot, he dropped his pants, bent over and said, "Do with me as you will, Daddy." This was disturbing, but not unexpected from a former WASP member (and yes, he IS a former member).

Good, I like it.  It’s creative and drives the point home. I give this a 9.5 out of 10.



Name: Stet Riley
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title: Metal Sludge
Homepage URL: http://www.metal-sludge.com
Referred By: Friend
Location: Metal Sludge
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… So Darrel is in the band now? What did I miss? After a month of being terminated, he gets re-hired but has to conform to Blackie’s ways? Sure, you’ll have a greater paycheck and get your face into more a spotlight (though I hear Tuff may make an impact nationally with their new single), but look at how you did it. You stabbed everyone in the back. Tuff, Stevie, your friends, Metal Sludge (who gave you more exposure than anyone) as well as others that I do not know about nor have I ever met have been supporting you for god knows how many years. And this is what you do? Just ditch them for no apparent reason or no advance notice? You quit your band THREE hours before a show in front of a bunch of notable rock stars and people in the record industry because it may hurt your chances with WASP? Now you embarrased yourself. Metal Sludge just gave you their "F-U Award" and you have the editor of one of the most important metal magazines (Paul Gargano @ Metal Edge) calling you a b**ch in front of a packed Paladino’s house. You now have well over a thousand people who are going to flood your email as well as this message board, but I doubt you really care because you are with Blackie and the guys in WASP. Sad thing is when Chris decides to rejoin after finding out that his solo career failed, you will be thrown out of the band, no questions asked. Darrell, while I have all the respect in the world for Blackie, I wish you nothing but hell. Thanks for ditching your original friends, your fans, and everyone who has bent the hell over backwards to help you out in life.

Another well written post. A 9.5. 


Name: Sludgeaholic
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title: www.metal-sludge.com
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Friend
Location: METAL-SLUDGE.COM
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… I used to think WASP was alright in my book, but after what i have read on the SLUDGE, I have seen the light. Blackie, You are a prick and if you do hire Darrell wanna be "L.O.V.E MACHINE" I’ll never listen to nor go to a WASP show ever again. You no what? fuck that i’m never gonna no matter what. From this point on there is no more WASP. I’m out like backie’s hair!!!

I always like people who say, "I’ve seen the light." I’m glad I can help people on their journey to see the light. An 8.5.


Name: Jynxx Midnite
E-Mail: Jynxx_Midnite
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Metal Sludge
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… I only hope that Metal Sludge was wrong. I can only pray that Blackie and Co haven’t gone that utterly freakin’ weak to worry about what other people think of new members they hire. Guess what kidz, I like WASP and I like TUFF, both are good for what they do (Or in WASP’s case, what they did) I am fairly disgusted to think that Lawless would be so petty and not want people to go through with their commitments to other bands and gigs; even though if the little bitch guitarist Darrell doesn’t have the balls to stand up for what he believes in it doesn’t say much for him either. I stopped buying alot of WASP material since I just think the quality has gone down, not because I think they might hire an ex-glam guitarist. Now I see the lack of commitment to the fans and the emphasis put on image; what a joke. As I said, I hope they are wrong, I’d hate to see WASP lose what little prestige they have left. When WASP starts headlining stadiums again and can command some numbers, then maybe worry about your image.

Luv-N-Eazycheeze,
Jynxx
PS-If the guitarist will screw over the other guys, he’ll screw you, keep it mind.

A well written opinion, everything is spelled correctly. I give this a 8.


Name: grayantimatter
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title: http://www.metal-sludge.com
Homepage URL: http://www.metal-sludge.com
Referred By: Search Engine
Location:
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Blackie started as a joke back in 83 and has just fallen further and further down…

Sludge is the shit…Blackie, just go bury yourself in a Sludge Casket so we don’t have to hear about you anymore…worthless bitch..

Grayantimatter mentions the Sludge Casket so that’s good. I give this an 8 just for that.


Name: Big Daddy
E-Mail:
Homepage Title: BURNOUT
Homepage URL: http://www.burnout666.freeservers.com
Referred By: Search Engine
Location:
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… That guitarist from TUFF shoulda played the METAL SLUDGE event cuz now no one’s gonna show up and watch W.A.S.P. play anymore. Here’s wishing Randy Piper was still in the band and Blackie was playing bass.

Name: Penis Enlargement, INC.
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Search Engine
Location:
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Attn: WASP
Re: Your order request/question

Yes, we do make penis enlarger pumps to custom proportions, although usually not as small as you are requesting. Please be more specific about your current size. Your previous claims, "infant," "mosquito" and "pimple-dick" are not measurable. Please send $398.85 (a little more than a week’s pay) to the address posted on our site, which you frequently visit. In reference to your other question – no, we do not sell dildos or any other sexual prosthetic, including the "anaconda" you requested.

I like the angle here. Obviously WASP was interested in some sort of Penis Pump because they have no dicks. I give this a 9.5.


Name: Satans Sperm
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: Hell
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… W.A.S.P–We Are Spineless Pricks

An acronym! We Are Spineless Pricks.  I dig it.  Simple but effect. A 8.5.


Name: Tman163
E-Mail:
Homepage Title: Metal Sludge
Homepage URL: http://www.metal-sludge.com
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: Texas
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… We, the SLUDGEAHOLICS, say FUCK YOU! Are you gonna bring in that little bitch guitarist from TUFF? If you do, I’m done with WASP.

Name: Mike
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Web Ring
Location: PA
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Thanx for screwing us over at the Metal Sludge party last night garunteed I will never buy another lame W.A.S.P. album after that slap in the face. Fuck you Blackie you wish you had 1/4 the following of Bret Michaels solo career.

The mention of Bret Michaels solo career is a nice touch, though I see a spelling error. A 7.


Name: Jorge DeSaint
E-Mail:
Homepage Title: Metal Sludge
Homepage URL: http://www.metal-sludge.com
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Blackhead? I mean Blackie? Can I be in your band when Darrell leaves cause he can’t play shows without getting hit in the head by the Sludgeaholics? I used to play in Tuff too, but it doesn’t look like that’s a problem for you. And I’ve never been interviewed by Metal Sludge, either! See how much better I am than Darrell? Plus, I’ve never done an interview drunk off my ass floating in a pool with my mother three feet away! I’m sure the fans of WASP would accept me, since there’s only 17 of them to win over! Please consider me, Blackhead.

All my love,

Jorge

DON’T FUCK WITH SLUDGE!

Now this is funny. Jorge DeSaint was the original guitarist in Tuff, and now he’s looking to play in WASP. I give this 9.5.


Name: joey jelly cobain
E-Mail:
Homepage Title: what you strive to be
Homepage URL: http://www.metal-sludge.com
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Canada
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… W.A.S.P, you’ve always been a joke and now you are even moreso. Now go suck Satan’s dick and hope 20 kids buy your new album.

Mention of sucking Satan’s dick is always appreciated. A 666.


Name: Scotti Corabi
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title: Darrell Roberts’ Official Sit
Homepage URL: http://www.dolphinsex.org
Referred By: Friend
Location: In a church, praying that you die soon.
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… 3 hours before you are supposed to hit the stage, you make it a point to prick over a lot of people. Do you honestly think you amount to a fuck in this world now? Nobody likes you anymore.

So when you are up onstage licking Blackie’s sweaty ballsack, take a look into the crowd and think, "Holy fuck, I have no respect anymore."

Fucking retard.

It’s Scotti from the Metal Sludge Yahoo Fan Club.  9.89 for Scotti.


Name: It Sure aint a poseuer like Darrell
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title: Blackie Blew It
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Friend
Location:
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Blackie, you blew it with this POSEUER Darrell wannabee metalhead. I expected more than that from you. Well, you needed the promotion thouh right ?
LMMFAO@this POSEUER’s pics on METAL-SLUDGE

Name: Blind Fear
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: Canada
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… I’d just like to say I’m disgusted by Darrel Roberts actions towards the "Possibility" of joining WASP. What a Fucking Poseur! I swear if what I heard is true about him backing out on his former band an hour before hitting the stage then this guy should stick to working at Burger King or whatever it is he does for a living!

An 8


Name: Jeff
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: Boston
Add to mailing list?: yes
Comments… Hey Blackie,
You fat, lousy, out of shape cum guzzler. I do like your music. Infact I recently downloaded about 15 songs form Napster. But the truth be told, HOW DARE YOU FUCK OVER METAL SLUDGE???????

Nice, a 8.


Name: kingotnw
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title: Metal Sludge
Homepage URL: http://www.metal-sludge.com
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: Minneapolis
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… You know, I am a big WASP fan, but having little bitch boy Darell fuck over Metal Sludge last night was just too much. FUck that Piece of shit. Only way i’m buying another WASP CD is if Chris Holmes is on it. ANd thats fucking that.

A little sloppy, but the heart is there. A 7.


Name: Jason
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Search Engine
Location:
Add to mailing list?: yes
Comments… Have some balls Blackie and try auditioning guitar players, instead of being a Hitler dictator Bitch and telling this Glam nobody what to do with his life. C’mon Blackie get it together.

A mention of Hitler gets an automatic 7. 


Name: AmanoJyaku
E-Mail: Piss off wankers
Homepage Title: This is a spineless twats page
Homepage URL: http://patheticpussies.nutdanglingwankers.com
Referred By: Friend
Location: In bed with your wife…and she swallows
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Come on now Darrell, you should be truly ashamed how you sold out your bands and what little fanbase you had so you could get quickies from wasp and their shitty small fanbase of what……50, in fact I still dont know why the fuck Backne oops Blackie even wants your sorry untalented traitor ass you know, perhaps he just wants to whore your ass out on the street to make enough money to keep his pitiful ass band at the "still struggling to survive" level. I laugh at Dingleberry Darrell and Bitchmaster blackie, you and your sorry ass felching band are fucked. What do I recommend you do???? Simple,Blackie, pull your dick out of Darrells mouth, slap him around like the bitch he is and then you and your anal lover boy can FUCK OFF DIE. Maybe if you guys work hard enough you can open up for Slaughter (In more ways than one)

1st Slaughter reference. An 8.


Name: Darryl Roberts Is A Homo
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title: www.manicmetal.com
Homepage URL: http://www.manicmetal.com
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: here
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… You guys are fucking gay, bringing in a poser, p*ssy f*ck like Darryl Roberts. And that’s not necessarily because he was in Tuff, but because he’s such a two-faced cock-smoking faggot. How dare you call off a gig because Blackie Lawless tells you to? Hey Blackie, what’s it like to have Darryl’s mud on your pud, because I’m sure you brought him in solely to be your anal groupie. You have f*cked with Metal Sludge WASP, and that means you have killed the major avenue you have to get the word out about your music. They have 3 million hits – If you multiplied the number of hits at waspnation.com by 10, you wouldn’t have 3 million. Blackie, you can’t hide the fact that this guy has been a glam poser his whole career – trust me…when you come to Cleveland, the few fans that do go will call him out quicker than Chris Holmes could get the top off a bottle of vodka! You suck Blackie. Obviously, Darryl sucks you to diss his band the way he did. My hope of hopes is that he quits your band 5 minutes before your gig to go out with Poison on their next tour, only to have his plane crash on the way to wherever poison is. That way that bitch is off the planet, and you are fucked out of the $500 your band gets to play whatever 75 seat club you are at that night. You SUCK!

I give this one a 9.


Name: confused
E-Mail: uhhhhh
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Search Engine
Location:
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Blackie, when darrell roberts doesnt work out and you need a new guitarist..do your fans a favor and hire christopher cross..so you can sail your ass off the face of the earth.

Darrell,
Dude, you passed up a chance to hang out with josie pearl…HELL and get paid for it as well!!! Oh well..last time I checked..blackies tits were as big as hers so i guess i can understand that.


Name: Vee
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Mind your own damn bizz!!!
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Oh, just to say that Metal Sludge sez HI, and your new guitarrist is a spineless bitch who bends over in photos… Probably not the only place where he does this, either… Too bad. I like wasp, but I justhave a problem with playing with a posseur’s balls to manipulate. Sorry… I’m just passing a message on.

Name: Ivan Bitchyacockoff
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Friend
Location: Your wifes ass
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Blackie is a pussy and he finally got a pussy guitarist for his pussy band!!!
Metal-Sludge rules!!!!
Fuck you Blackie
-Ivan

Name: jf
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location:
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Without Chris Holmes, it is not W.A.S.P.

Simple. A 5.


Name: slick
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: sludge hell
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… W.A.S.P. and TUFF are a great combo. his guitar playing will bring great melodic sounds to the music. Hopefully W.A.S.P. will cover some great tunes by the Culture Club. What’s next Blackie, Phil Collins playing drums. Holmes rules. Just call it a day.

Nice. A mention of Phil Collins and Culture Club. Not bad, a 8.


Name: King Matt
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title: METALSLUDGE
Homepage URL: http://blackiesucksdick.com
Referred By: Search Engine
Location:
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Balkie Dickless is a fuckin’ turd-burglar! Darrel is a glam fag. Blackie can go suck a dick with his new faggot guitar player. Blackie you suck and so does WASP. You drove holmes to drink. You ugly fuck. You look like the love child of Lilly Munster and Captain Caveman. Go suck a dick.

Captain Caveman reference gets a 7!


Name: Sludgeaholic Fan!!
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Metal-Sludge.com
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… So Blackie LardAss Didnt want a Hairspray Eyeliner Spandex Guitarist in WASP Eh? HAHAHAHAHAHAAH Go Look @ DickHead Darrel on the site Thats Fucking Funny AS FUCK. What Blackie Did to The Metal Sludge Fans Just Sickens Me Telling Darrel NOT TO play. Fuck that Shit Does Blackie Think Hes GOD? Fuck no he aint even close!!!! & This is for Dickhead Darrel GET SOME FUCKING BALLS YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD BLACKIE TO FUCK OFF THAT YOU WERE GOING TO PLAY FOR METAL SLUDGE BUT INSTEAD AS SOON AS BLACKIE TOLD YOU NOT TO You GOT down on your knees and suxed him off YOU FUCKKING POSER YOU SUX DUDE!!!!! Sludgeaholic Fan 4-Life

You can tell this guy is pissed. An 8 because of the piss and vinegar.


Name: ex-WASP fan
E-Mail: darrellicksshit
Homepage Title: WASP are dead !
Homepage URL: http://WASP are over
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Valley of the dead
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… You just fucked up Blackie. Even the editor of Metal Edge said Darrell is a bitch, and that’s the only magazine that’ll even write about your played out band. Don’t fuck with Metal Sludge, they have more power and connections than you know.

A reference to Paul Gargano and some Sludge nut swinging. This gets a 9.


Name: Sludge Master
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Friend
Location: metal-sludge.com
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Blackie USED to be cool..now he and his no-name pussy guitarist think they can f u c k things up for METAL SLUDGE??

I’ll sum up your pathetic lives in one sentence:
Having METAL SLUDGE call you guys bitches is the most pub. you’ll get all year.

Very true! A 7 for honesty.


Name: Sixx
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title: Motley.com
Homepage URL: http://motley.com
Referred By: Friend
Location: LA
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Blackie… hang the gloves… youre as played out as Vainilla Ice

Brutal. A Vanilla Ice reference, even though ‘Vanilla’ is spelled wrong. A 6 for trying.


Name: Timothy
E-Mail: Metal Sludge Rules
Homepage Title: Metal Sludge
Homepage URL: http://metal-sludge.com
Referred By: Friend
Location: Long Island
Add to mailing list?: yes
Comments… I like W.A.S.P. I like W.A.S.P. music. But that shit you pulled with the Tuff guitarist sucks. Is that why Chris left? He got tired of jumping to your every whim? I always had the impression Blackie Lawless was smart. Why should he give a shit if someone is moonlighting in another band? Well, one things for sure, Blackie now knows that he can drop his salary to $100 a week, just to play in WASP and that bitch Darrell will have no choice but to accept. I hope he gets fucked over as bad as he fucked everyone else.

Quality. A 8.


Name: Darrell Is Poor
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title: Darrell is POOR
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Darrells Poorhouse
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… hahahaha
Darrell makes $7/hour hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah

$7/hour hahahahahahahahahahah

Brining up that Darrell only makes 7 bucks an hour.  I like that. A 7! How fitting.


Name: blackie lardass
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
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Location:
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Comments… how have record sales been lately? BLACKIE IS A FAT PEICE OF SHIT!

Name: Krissy
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Search Engine
Location:
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Blackie is old and fat.

Simple, but effective. Sometimes 5 words is all you need. I won’t give this a 5, but a 6.


Name: Edan’s bitch
E-Mail:
Homepage Title: wasp sucks forever
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Search Engine
Location:
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Darrel is a pussy. Blackie the very, very few fans you have left already know Dickhead Darrel’s lame cheesy background. Darrel, I am going to laugh because Tuff is already getting great radio response and that is something wasp will never have again. Say hi to Stevie because you will be passing by him as you are going downhill at a fast rate and he will be going uphill and getting bigger and better. Tuff has more BALLS in their music than wasp could ever imagined having in theirs.

A 8.


Name: tk
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location:
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Yeah, I "just surfed in" from Metal Sludge! Darrell, you should have at least played the gig. A professional musician would have. It sounds like you believe that W.A.S.P. is actually going somewhere! Not to offend Blackie, but, W.A.S.P. hasn’t really been relevant to the metal scene for quite some time now! After a concept record and a Ministry influenced disc, the vibe of the first three records was long gone. I’m sure even Blackie can understand the frustration that all the folks associated with the Metal Sludge show felt, when this happened. I’m sure during the duration of his career, he’s had his share of members quitting and pulling shit like that at the last second. Hard to believe he’d do it to someone else. You shoulda played the gig Darrell

Well written. A 8.5


Name: METAL SLUDGER
E-Mail:
Homepage Title: METAL SLUDGE
Homepage URL: http://www.METAL-SLUDGE.com
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Location:
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Comments… FUCK YOU WASP! YOU WASHED UP HASBEENS! ITS TO BAD TO SEE THAT THE 100 PEOPLE WHO GO TO YOUR SHOWS DONT WANT A GUITAR PLAYER BECAUSE HIS OTHER COMMITMENTS…
Oh yea, Blackie Lawless is a fat piece of shit

Name: No respect for WASP
E-Mail: No respect 4 Blackie
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Search Engine
Location:
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Comments… How could you get such a pussy on guitar..Bring back Chris or get somebody kool not this bitch Darrel.Wasp has integrity dont destroy by getting this nutless loser

Name: E~V~I~L
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
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Location:
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Comments… What a Cunt Blackie is, Thanks for trying to fuck up the Sludge extravaganza. Good thing you have experiance collecting cans in between album releases because when Metal Sludge is done with you, this pathetic career of yours is over. Get used to it because if you think life is bad now, you haven’t seen a thing yet. You fucked with the wrong people.

Well if it isn’t E~V~I~L.  A 9.5 for being old school, even if ‘experience’ is spelled wrong. Hey, we all have typos. Plus the usage of the word ‘Cunt’ is nice.


Name: Reality Check
E-Mail:
Homepage Title: Metal Sludge
Homepage URL: http://www.metal-sludge.com/
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Cali
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… FUCK Blackie–a middle aged man who still tries to look like Morticia–dude, I have 2-week-old shit-stained underwear that is more fresh than your look AND your music. FUCK Darrell Roberts–that fucking Zakk Wylde wannabe who never has been doesn’t even deserve the attention he got from this little pussy stunt he pulled. And come to think of it, FUCK Chris Holmes–fuckin’ drunk. If Chris Holmes is the only guitarist for W.A.S.P, I think that says a lot about how much they suck! And finally, FUCK W.A.S.P. Give it up guys, you’re about as shocking as NSync. DON’T FUCK WITH THE SLUDGE!!!

A 9.5 for the brutality.


Name: Dave
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title: Poop on a stick.
Homepage URL: http://www.stickonapoop.com
Referred By: Friend
Location: Seattle
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Hey Blackie, been a fan of your music forever. However, Chris is as much a part of WASP as you are. When he was in the band is when the best WASP music was made. Get him back!

P.S. Metal Sludge rules, and you need to learn that.

A somewhat polite post asking for Chris Holmes to come back. A 7.


Name: Fuck you Blackie
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title: Fuck you
Homepage URL: http://www.fuckyouBlackie.com
Referred By: Search Engine
Location:
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Blackie Lawless you new guitarist, Darrell Roberts is a spineless piece of shit! If he is on any of your songs I will never buy anything of yours again! That’s a promise!!!

Nice. A 8.432


Name: Rich
E-Mail:
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: METAL-SLUDGE RULES!
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Great job for all of us who wanted to see TUFF perform! YOU SUCK! WASP SUCKS!

Name: GlamRockR
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://www.METALSLUDGE.com
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location:
Add to mailing list?: no
Comments… Who the hell is Wasp. Tuff rules. I rocked in the nineties and heard more about Tuff than I did Wasp. Give me a break.

Name: wILL
E-Mail: [email protected]
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL: http://
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Location:
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Comments… Blackie – I stole your new CD off Napster – it is so horrible I didn’t even bother to burn it to CD, I just deleted the mp3s.
Your band is a joke, and worst of all you just messed with Metal Sludge. BIG MISTAKE.
WASP is OVER.

Remember when you could go on Napster and jack a CD? Those were the days. A 8 because for Napster.


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Comments… 2 Bitches in a band that was once only one!! At least Banali was smart enough to ditch your ass Blackie!
SLUDGE RULES!

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Comments… love that new glam guitarist, ha ha! who’s mext for wasp, cc deville? i’m gonna enjoy seeing WASP fall!

The first mention of CC DeVille! Hey, that could be possible. A 6.


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Comments… You fucking suck. I remember seeing you open for Maiden, and you sucked shit then, too. And now you’ve got Dickhead Darrell to go along with Bitchy Blackie. It’s over. But, that should be nothing new to you, since you’ve been over since ’84, you just don’t seem to realize it. WASP stands for We Are Shitheads, People.

An old school rant. A 7.


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Comments… yo nigga why the fuck you frontin kid…i mean i ain’t no white sumumabitch but i’m down with the sludge and the way you be pullin their chain–that just ain’t right!!!!!!! i can’t wait to see some crazy ass white folk and some homegrown metal niggas kick yo ASS!!!

Obviously written by Tommy Lee. A 8.


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Comments… nice move by your new boy Darrell, bad enough Chris is out but to replace him with a prick who jumps out of show commitments? I don’t even care what bands he was in before, please don’t hire some jerk who will leave you once somethings else comes along. We deserve more from W.A.S.P. than a wanna be like this.

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Comments… Fuck you Blackie, your potential new guitarist is a bitch that doesn’t know how to stick to commitments. Metal Sludge rocks, WASP sucks

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Comments… i remember when blackie couldnt figure out if he wanted to be Gene Simmons or Paul Stanley. Remember him dancing in that video with his rhythm guitar trying to be Paul? He looked like a moron. So I guess he went back to being a poor man’s Gene Simmons. Now he doesn’t want a "poseur" dude in his band…in the year 2001? Who on Earth cares about wasp in 2001? Dweezil Zappa can be the wasp guitarist and the result will be the same…who cares. SLUDGE rules!

I’ve saved the best for last. This one is hilarious. I’ve had to block out the phone number though because somebody posted Dickhead Darrell’s phone number, or at least I’m assuming it was his number.


Name: Darrel Roberts
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Comments… Blackie I can’t wait to play in WASP and wear my bitch ass jewelry and act like a bitch on stage while playing ‘I suck cock like a beast’. I’ll gladly suck your cock for this gig.

Please can I be in the band? Call me later at 1-818-***-**** and I’ll come over and suck you off if you want.
C-ya, Darrel

I love creative Sludgeaholics!  That’s a 10.

I’m out like Darrell Roberts in Tuff,

OZZY STILLBOURNE

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