For February 26, 2001

I think it’s time for me to get a new banner, but I haven’t decided what it should be. Does anybody have any ideas?

Due to the success of the Ho-Board, I’m not nearly getting as many emails as I use to, which is good. A lot of the emails were always, "do you know about so and so?" Now you can just ask your fellow groupies and get a quicker response. So this Ho-Bag isn’t filled with too many emails, but here is some of what I have gotten recently.

I’ll start this off with an email on Fred Durst. For being as famous as he is, this is the first real report I’ve gotten on Mr. Durst.

I still can’t believe that idiot is famous. That fool couldn’t get a girl to save his life! (In his before life that is…he was a no-game motherfucker! Everyone called him that). All the girls in JAX thought he was full of shit & had no game. All the rest of the guys had girlfriends or had no problem getting girls but he as the brainless one. He couldn’t get a girl even if he tried! And now he has girls throwing themselves at him. Ok, from the few clueless ones that actually went out with him back then (read that too-drunk and just wanted dick, didn’t care who it was from), he has an average sized dick. Isn’t all that talented, but it has been a few years since me or any other of the "homechicks" have been around him. Likes to eat pussy and LOVES to get it back. He’s a little on the kinky side and he really loves the freaky girls. Likes to see naked girls all around him. Now if I tell you anymore about him he’ll know who I am so I am gonna stop here. ANy more info I can help with let me know.
-da RaT GiRLiE from JAX

He loves to see naked girls all around him? Find me a guy who doesn’t? That report doesn’t sound that bad. Sounds like a typical male to me. Thanxs for the scoop.

In my last Ho-Bag, I posted an email about the bass player from Disturbed, Fuzz. Well this is from his girlfriend.

Fuzz’s penis is normal. It is by no means large. He has never been violent in bed. I’ve dated him for the last 4 years and we’ve had some great times but I don’t remember a large penis or violence. Maybe they meant to say his ego is huge?

Kathy Curtin
Fuzz’s 4 Year girlfriend

Thanxs for the update. I’ve never had a girlfriend write into me to say their boyfriend doesn’t have a large dick, but at least you’re honest.

Hey Donna Just wanna say I came across your site and it’s great! Forwarded the site to a bunch of friends. I was wondering if you or any of your friends can get some info on any of the boys from TOOL? Keep up the research!

Christine
Chicago, IL

I heard Maynard has a big dick, but that’s about it. You might want to ask on the Ho-Board.

Hi Donna, I always enjoy reading your ho board. I came across one topic that mentioned how to give the best blow job. My advice for a perfect blow job is to go up and down on the guys cock with your lips and lick all around but don’t accidently bit it. What alot of guys like is when you take it all the way to their balls and lick the balls as well. That really drives a man wild. Stay cool. Lusty Lady.

Some guys also like to have their "sandbar" licked, if you know what I mean. If any of you would like to read the entire thread, it can be found here:
http://pub4.ezboard.com/fmetalsludgegossipboard2000frm3.showMessage?topicID=990.topic

Dear Donna,
On Feb 7th Metal-Sludge put up pictures of some rockers at NAMM. I nearly fell off my chair when I scrolled down to the bottom of the pix to find a photo of Steven Stevens. What a cutie! I did a little web research to discover he once played guitar for Billy Idol. Donna, what do you know about him? Thanks, Nicole

He also played with Vince Neil on the "Exposed" CD. I’m just full of information.

Here is the Official Dumb Email of this Ho-Bag.

I saw your pic on Nikki Sixx’x website for Outlaw clothing. Is there anyplace I can download that pic from a personal site. The one with the cowboy hat. I think its waaaaaaaaaaay fine!!! My girlfrind loves the message board for sludge and the talk of all the guys ….well you know. Anyway keep UP the good work!! Laterz Todd

Here’s an email on a slightly less famous Fred.

hey Donna, as does everyone, I adore your site–have to give you credit for something I wish I had thought up!! Okay, the time has come for me to tell ya about Fred Coury, I held out long as I could, didn’t want to turn it into "another groupie story"–but, the time has come I suppose. I have read many, many of the things on this web-site, and I plan on reading all that I haven’t gotten to yet, and it seems that some women have negative things to say about Fred. Now grant it, I have no idea why they have such harsh feelings, and I don’t for one second think I know EVERYTHING about the man–but I know this much–to me, he was a doll. I met him last tour, in Ohio, and let me tell you what, I had never in my life expected some "Rock Star" to be so sweet to me. As a matter of fact, all the guys in Cinderella were amazing. A friend and I ended up hanging out with them for a while, and here’s my "scoop" on each of them. First, Tom. . very quiet–kept to himself. . .we got the impression that he was there to get into his music–and that was it. At the end of one night, he walked past us with his phone, and had a silly grin on his face, as he explained "gonna call my woman"–which I have to say, is good to know. Eric didn’t really socialize much. . .we talked a few times here and there–and I he said something about people how didn’t seem to recognize him with his dark hair. . .but all in all, a total sweetheart to us. . .maybe that’s because we weren’t the obnoxious drunk ho’s that thought it was THEIR bus, rather than Cinderella’s–who knows? Jeff. . .what can I say–he hooked us up, big time. We stayed in his room the night before the show. . .and although he tried to get fresh (he is a man, mind you), he was cool when nothing came from it–I didn’t tell him that Fred and I had "made a connection" the week before, though. (Just to clarify without too much boring detail–Fred didn’t know I was there–and since Jeff was being soo co
ol, we just chilled with him, and I knew I would look for Fred later) Jeff made sure we had working passes the next day, and we pretty much just hung out with them in the dressing room, and walked around. Their dressing room had candles burning, and a very relaxed atmosphere. Okay, Fred–(my heart flutters. . .) he and I finally met up again, and although there was some "drama" mixed in, he was worth every bit of it. He is like a little puppy dog, with so much excitement in his eyes, I loved just watching him!! They all got these headphones from this guy named Joel, and you would’ve thought it was their birthdays or something!! They were all so excited!! Fred played his violin and I fell asleep listening to the music. . .I know this is all jumbled, but at this moment, it is all coming back to me. Okay–cutting to my point–Fred and i kissed many times that night. . .among other things–but we did not have sex. He told me he wanted to wait, until we were in a bed. . .where there was no "drama" concerning our situation etc. . .now, I realize that could have been some kind of bullshit–but how would that bullshit have benefitted him? We could’ve had sex then and there, but he chose to wait. So my point in all of this mess is this–I don’t know what experiences other girls have had with him, but Fred was so. . .wonderful to me, that he is always welcome in my arms again. Just thought I’d put out a positive note for the guys in Cinderella–they have made a true fan for life out me!

Missing Fred in Ohio

you should note to the visitors on your site that using 2 condoms at the same time actually has been proven to be less effective. the latex on latex friction increases the posibility of minute tears. using one condom properly is WAY more effective.

Yes I know that and when I said it, I was making a joke. But I know sometimes that doesn’t come across the right way, so let me just say that you should never use 2 condoms. Use 4.

Just kidding.

One condom is the only way to go.

HI, DONNA I JUST WANT TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP ABOUT CHRIS C (SAVATAGE) THAT CHICK WHO WAS SAYING SHIT ABOUT HIM WAS EITHER BLIND OR DUMB….. I HAD THE GREAT PLEASURE OF BEING WITH CHRIS HE IS ONE OF THE BEST THAT I HAVE BEEN WITH. THE THINGS THAT MAN CAN DO WITH HIS MOUTH IS SOOOOO GOOD… ESPECIALLY IN THE SHOWER MAN I NEVER HAD SO MUCH FUN TAKING A SHOWER…. AND SPEAKING OF HIS PENIS WELL IT IS WELL AROUND 7 INCHES AND WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF… HE IS KINKY I WILL AGREE BUT I LOVE THAT STUFF SO MAYBE SHE JUST COULDN’T HANDLE A REAL MAN…… BEING KINKY IS A REAL GOOD THING IN MY BOOK. ANYWAY IF SHE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THIS THEN FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME I BE HAPPY TO GIVE HER A PIECE OF MY MIND…. S YUM OUT…….. P.S I WOULD BE WITH AGAIN IN A HEART BEAT…… 🙂

Chris seems like a very cool guy and gave us a very in depth 20 Questions. He might even do a tour diary for us someday. I’ll update my Penis Chart with your info. Thanxs!

Lustfully Yours,

Donna Anderson